Forum Game: The stockings were hung by the [chimney] with [care].

[Paragon Avenger]

I want City of Heroes back so I can save Statesman.

[Paragon Avenger]

I want City of Heroes back so I can tease trolls.

[healix]

I want City of Heroes back so I can usurp undead.

[Pengy]

I want City of Heroes back so I can vandalize Volkswagens.
... and dumpsters, and rob the PWN SHOP.

[Safehouse]

I want City of Heroes back so I can wax wigwams

[Paragon Avenger]

I want City of Heroes back so I can x-ray xenomorphs

[Pengy]

I want City of Heroes back so I can yank Yanamahri.

[Paragon Avenger]

I want City of Heroes back so I can zip-through the Zigg.

[Paragon Avenger]

New Phrase:

[Like] us on Facebook, follow us on [Twitter].

[Paragon Avenger]

Admonish us on Facebook, follow us on Amazon.

[Pengy]

Believe us on Facebook, follow us on boats.

[Paragon Avenger]

Criticize us on Facebook, follow us on Craigslist.

[Paragon Avenger]

Defeat us on Facebook, follow us on DropBox.

[SerialBeggar]

Eulogize us on Facebook, follow us on Equestria.

[Paragon Avenger]

Friend us on Facebook, follow us on Feedly.

[Paragon Avenger]

Google us on Facebook, follow us on Groupon.

[Pengy]

Hate us on Facebook; follow us on Hub Culture.

[SerialBeggar]

Investigate us on Facebook; follow us on Interpol.

[Pengy]

Join us on Facebook; follow us on Jabber.

[Paragon Avenger]

Kick us on Facebook; follow us on KAYAK.

(Did I forget to add that the second blank, the noun, should be a web-site social media or retailer?)