Random humor thread, geek humor welcome. pot head humor welcome, heck anythign welcome so long as you don't insult someone.
let me begin.
Ghetto Startrek:
*over the shipwide emergency speakers* Hi, this is James T Kirk to engineering, I'm bored Mr. Scott give me something to work with..
Ai this is scotty sir, I think I've got just the thing!, all crew prepare to engage in Funky mode!, *the cockroach (la cucaracha) plays and pot smoke seeps through the vents and somehow scotty managed to install some Transwarp hydraulics on the nacells.*
Mr. Sulu: the enterprise be banging man!
Spock: "I don't aprove of this, it's clearly against sanity's regulations.... man.."
chacov "then you'll very much disaprove of this, disco balls go!" *disco balls descend from the cieling*
Mccoy : "this is the Doctor, Mccoy here, as your doctor I'd advise a large bag of nacho chips and some pizza"
Kirk: "and scotty whats the status of the rave lights?"
Scotty "I'm giving them all they've got sir you must be really stoned!"
(https://i.imgur.com/HmQvKwJl.jpg)
Putting the "party" back in landing party.
Oops!
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http://dagobah.net/flash/know_your_destiny.swf
Wow hey I Win! (https://images.weserv.nl/?url=anonmgur.com%2Fup%2F1f3710c5cffe454e89c54a056d2a0de4.jpg)