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Title: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Steelclaw on February 16, 2013, 09:46:56 AM
So, my theory of how things ended in Paragon is that the Well of Furies just decided to up and leave one day, taking its magical waters elsewhere... perhaps to Detroit.  However, I'm sure that in the City of Paragon itself the citizens have come up with their own theories about why all the powers vanished and the heroes disappeared...

* The Well of the Furies was entrusted to Azuria

* All the heroes and villains had purchased the new Fusionette Brand G.P.S.

* They all left to fill the recent power vacuum in Praetoria

* The Meta-Powers Union weekly all-in Powerball pool finally came in

* Someone finally pointed out to them that protecting/threatening civilians who were completely immune to all manner of attack was slightly ridiculous

* Once Statesman died the Well found Primal Earth to be "filled with just too many memories..."

* Hamidon fell off the diet wagon again

* Nemesis Plot Hole

* "I just know it was because all the Heroes and Villains unionized!  It's a walk out I tell ya!  You don't believe me?  Then why were all those capes waving protest signs around on the steps of City Hall in the weeks leading up to the disappearance, huh?"

* Mass exodus following the Pinnacle Server's announcement of their outlaw expansion: City of Free Beer
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Kuriositys Kat on February 16, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
And the winner is:

"Mass exodus following the Pinnacle Server's announcement of their outlaw expansion: City of Free Beer"!
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: JaguarX on February 16, 2013, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: Steelclaw on February 16, 2013, 09:46:56 AM
So, my theory of how things ended in Paragon is that the Well of Furies just decided to up and leave one day, taking its magical waters elsewhere... perhaps to Detroit.  However, I'm sure that in the City of Paragon itself the citizens have come up with their own theories about why all the powers vanished and the heroes disappeared...

* The Well of the Furies was entrusted to Azuria



Yeah that would be total disaster. She cant even keep up with books. Half of the CoT missions wouldnt exist if it wasnt for her losing stuff.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: houtex on February 16, 2013, 05:44:21 PM
Quote from: Kuriositys Kat on February 16, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
And the winner is:

"Mass exodus following the Pinnacle Server's announcement of their outlaw expansion: City of Free Beer"!

Steelclaw, you spelled 'immigration' wrong.

/Pinnacle represent!
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Menrva Channel on February 16, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
My big theory was the government got uncomfortable with so many supers in one place, and the fact that heroes "breed" villains b/c they sort of have the cause/effect relationship. So with an uneasy government, and a re-surge of the Rikti, who were dealing great damage, the government forced the city to be closed and abandon to the Rikti quarantining the place. All heroes and villains were forced out and into the populace, having to conceal their true identities and power. Paragon became a wasteland and a massive Area 51 style cover up. The heroes and villains still live, just in exile.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Colette on February 17, 2013, 01:07:55 AM
Tiffy, Ally and Maggie d'Erinyes (aka Tisiphone, Alecto and Magaera) filed a Cease and Desist, and sued the Well and the Talons for Infringement and Defamation. The Furies are not the forgiving sort.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: cohRock on February 17, 2013, 02:18:49 AM
Once the furies recruited the furries, things was just over.  'nuff said.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: houtex on February 17, 2013, 03:48:23 AM
Quote from: Menrva Channel on February 16, 2013, 06:25:34 PM
My big theory was the government got uncomfortable with so many supers in one place, and the fact that heroes "breed" villains b/c they sort of have the cause/effect relationship. So with an uneasy government, and a re-surge of the Rikti, who were dealing great damage, the government forced the city to be closed and abandon to the Rikti quarantining the place. All heroes and villains were forced out and into the populace, having to conceal their true identities and power. Paragon became a wasteland and a massive Area 51 style cover up. The heroes and villains still live, just in exile.

Aka, The Incredibles?
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: downix on February 17, 2013, 08:15:21 AM
On liberty a mini-Rularuu spawned....

My belief, he was freed from the shard, and simply absorbed the universe.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Nyx Nought Nothing on February 17, 2013, 03:29:55 PM
Quote from: JaguarX on February 16, 2013, 03:50:30 PM
Yeah that would be total disaster. She cant even keep up with books. Half of the CoT missions wouldnt exist if it wasnt for her losing stuff.
To be fair, Azuria's only real mistake was following MAGI procedures and turning recovered artifacts over to Gregor Richardson (http://wiki.cohtitan.com/wiki/Gregor_Richardson) for storage in the MAGI vault. She probably would have done better simply putting all recovered artifacts in her desk drawer.
You'll notice that Azuria stopped needing help from new heroes recovering artifacts after Galaxy City was destroyed and Gregor was no longer in charge of the vault.

My own conspiracy theory looks remarkably like the event that was staged on the beta server shortly before the shutdown.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Shenku on February 17, 2013, 06:02:34 PM
Quote from: Steelclaw on February 16, 2013, 09:46:56 AM
* Nemesis Plot Hole

/em tinfoilhat

My completely crazy believable theory is that CoH and Paragon Studios were never actually shut down at all, it's all just a Nemesis plot to make us think everything was shut down so that Nemesis can carry out other plots that lead to more plots that are in fact just covering up another plot within a sub-plot about a main plot.

:o
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Kuriositys Kat on February 18, 2013, 12:14:51 AM
Quote from: Shenku on February 17, 2013, 06:02:34 PM
/em tinfoilhat

My completely crazy believable theory is that CoH and Paragon Studios were never actually shut down at all, it's all just a Nemesis plot to make us think everything was shut down so that Nemesis can carry out other plots that lead to more plots that are in fact just covering up another plot within a sub-plot about a main plot.

:o

Ow  I need some Panadol after reading that.  Nemesis always makes my head hurt.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: MindBlender on February 18, 2013, 01:20:39 AM
Nah, it was my fault... I had a stone /stone tank that could handle GMs, but was easily pushed around by citizens walking by.  The Well saw that and said ""That ain't SUPER"
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: DarkCurrent on February 18, 2013, 04:15:58 AM
Dream Doctor woke up.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: srmalloy on February 19, 2013, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: Steelclaw on February 16, 2013, 09:46:56 AM* The Well of the Furies was entrusted to Azuria

Whenever I did the Wheel of Destruction arc, I would always say in local chat "I'd like to put these under 'Will Call' for the Banished Pantheon, please' when I dropped stuff off with Azuria; it was interesting to see the reactions of other players who happened to be in the room at the time.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Rotten Luck on February 19, 2013, 07:09:11 PM
The Government secretly set up Power Nulifiers (like the one in the AE) around Paragon and the Rouge islands and activated them on November 30th!
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: MindBlender on February 21, 2013, 06:35:33 PM
Is it possible that the Terra Volta reactor did finally melt down???
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: hurple on February 21, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Not sure *why* Paragon City disappeared, but I blame Fusionette!

Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: hurple on February 21, 2013, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: MindBlender on February 21, 2013, 06:35:33 PM
Is it possible that the Terra Volta reactor did finally melt down???

Ugh, possible.  We need to find the team that ran that mission and draw & quarter them!
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Menrva Channel on February 22, 2013, 04:58:31 AM
Quote from: houtex on February 17, 2013, 03:48:23 AM
Aka, The Incredibles?

Minus the law suits. Yes. ;)
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Victoria Victrix on February 22, 2013, 10:28:07 AM
It is of course, Mender Silos's fault.

He sent so many heroes and villains back in time, over and over again, to try and "fix" the past, creating so many holes and alternates, that the space-time continuum began to look like a lace curtain and then collapsed on itself.
Title: Re: Current Conspiracy Theories in Paragon
Post by: Servantes on February 22, 2013, 10:36:54 AM
"* All the heroes and villains had purchased the new Fusionette Brand G.P.S."

OH MY GLOB!

Is THIS why I am in a different universe!? *shaking head*