After seeing this (http://laughingsquid.com/the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it/), I couldn't help myself:
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Not nearly as funny, but as I said, I couldn't resist :)
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(in case people didn't click your link above)
Thanks :D
Haha... but...
There is only one vampire slayer for me and she is Kristy Swanson!
You heard me right! :P
She's right up there in the corner :)
Quote from: corvus1970 on December 20, 2012, 07:28:05 AM
She's right up there in the corner :)
I know, I know! I appreciated it! ;D
Excellent :)
Quote from: Electric-Knight on December 20, 2012, 07:24:53 AM
Haha... but...
There is only one vampire slayer for me and she is Kristy Swanson!
You heard me right! :P
But she even had trouble properly killing Pee-Wee Herman.
That movie was so horrible that I avoided the series for years expecting it to be just as bad. I don't recall the happy accident that caused me to catch an episode and get interested...
Or we could do this:
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The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
(https://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/KansasCrawford/Funny%20Pics/DoctorTest.jpg)
Quote from: Tenzhi on December 20, 2012, 09:25:57 AM
But she even had trouble properly killing Pee-Wee Herman.
That movie was so horrible that I avoided the series for years expecting it to be just as bad. I don't recall the happy accident that caused me to catch an episode and get interested...
My wife and I did the same thing. Then 3 years after the series started, ANGEL began, and being suckers for Vampire crime-dramas we decided to watch Buffy (then in season 4) too since there were going to be a couple of crossovers.
Quote from: Tenzhi on December 20, 2012, 09:25:57 AMThat movie was so horrible that I avoided the series for years expecting it to be just as bad. I don't recall the happy accident that caused me to catch an episode and get interested...
Even worse here, I didn't get to see it until my wife decided to take me on a tour of her childhood.
Quote from: Triplash on December 20, 2012, 03:30:39 PM
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
(https://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/KansasCrawford/Funny%20Pics/DoctorTest.jpg)
Apparently, my jeans, sneakers, and T-Shirt are gonna have to be fine, but I don't know what a Blue Solo Cup will do to defeat a Dalek, but the Cell Phone may just contain The Spectacularly Needed Framitz that fixes the Tardis.
Oh, wait, the solo cup can be used to quickly block it's input sensor, blinding the Dalek, if snuck up from behind!
There, I'm golden. Come pick me up Doctor. I'm totally ready!
Quote from: houtex on December 20, 2012, 05:25:26 PM
Apparently, my jeans, sneakers, and T-Shirt are gonna have to be fine, but I don't know what a Blue Solo Cup will do to defeat a Dalek
Your blue solo cup is weak, compared to my... PAPER PLATE!!
Having Dalek problems? Apparently, there's an app for that.
And if the parts from my spare CRT can fix the tardis, I just request a brief visit to some key things in exchange.
>.> I would accept parting with it for a chance to nab some servers...
If the Daleks show up around here, I'll just tell them I'm an archivist of sorts and then distract them with some "historical documents" of the Animatrix: Second Renaissance Parts 1 & 2. While they're gobbling that up, I'll sneak out,
Goblinization day!
Hmmm... seems I'm to fight Daleks armed with only a tube of lip balm. Worse, how do you repair the Tardis with a mutated Bassett Hound/Corgi mix? Smart she is, but definitely not a K-9 unit!
Quote from: Triplash on December 20, 2012, 03:30:39 PM
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
I have a shotgun to my left. I'm fully clothed. And a drink coaster to my right. I'll be okay, but my TARDIS is screwed.
Quote from: Perfidus on December 21, 2012, 12:50:39 AM
I have a shotgun to my left. I'm fully clothed. And a drink coaster to my right. I'll be okay, but my TARDIS is screwed.
At least you'll be more dignified than me in my jammies!
And maybe the TARDIS is fine, but it just doesnt need another wet ring on the command console?
It's Okay! It's Just Doomsday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd9_Zh5eOG8
EDIT:
I will apparently use Pop Tarts to fight a dalek.
I'll just use a logic bomb.
To my left is a wall. Luckily, I'm proficient in walls.
To my left are both a 4 foot tall CD rack, which I can totally use to jam their puny little arm/guns in an awkward position, and a shotgun.
To my right is a second flatscreen monitor. Probably needed when one of the Tardis's screens blows out.
I'm wearing a fuzzy sweater, comfortable pants, and fuzzy socks, all in red, with my Isoheel Sensible Shoes.
Pick me up, Doctor. We'll be stopping in Austin on the way.
Quote from: Digital Gypsy on December 21, 2012, 12:20:56 AM
Hmmm... seems I'm to fight Daleks armed with only a tube of lip balm. Worse, how do you repair the Tardis with a mutated Bassett Hound/Corgi mix? Smart she is, but definitely not a K-9 unit!
The first step to traveling with the Doctor is to be innovative. The twist is... switch the stuff around! Repair the Tardis with the lip balm and use the dog to fight the Daleks.
First you find the Hivemind Chamber that the mine uses to coordinate all its workers, and reset the controls to affect only Dalek brainwave patterns. Then you put the mutant Corgi-Hound thing in the broadcast pod just long enough to overwrite the replacement neural pattern that it's emitting. When the signal goes out again all the Daleks will wander around acting like dogs, giving you a chance to slip safely past them and return to the Tardis. It also breaks the workers free from the Daleks' enslavement, allowing them to rebel and retake their factory. Hilarious
and effective!
Meanwhile the Tardis must have gotten damaged in that rough landing, causing the Internal Whatsit to twist out of place and rupture a critical seal. Fortunately the lip balm is exactly the right consistency to re-seal the coupling. Especially fortunate really, since the Doctor's been meaning to pop round the store and pick up another tin of sealant but really, who has the time? It won't last long, but we only need a couple minutes. Squeeze it all out and smear it over the coupling, then push the big red button and let's hope cherry's our lucky flavor.
Right then! What's everybody standing around for? We've got a planet to save!
Um. I'm wearing pajamas. There's a white Golden Retriever on my left, and a HUGE normal-colored Golden retriever on my right. And they both want me to stop typing and go back to petting them.....
I will be using a Television set and a collection of tools. I can only imagine that I'd knock up some kind of energy weapon out of the CRT inside the TV.
Quote from: Triplash on December 21, 2012, 12:44:21 PM
The first step to traveling with the Doctor is to be innovative. The twist is... switch the stuff around! Repair the Tardis with the lip balm and use the dog to fight the Daleks.
First you find the Hivemind Chamber that the mine uses to coordinate all its workers, and reset the controls to affect only Dalek brainwave patterns. Then you put the mutant Corgi-Hound thing in the broadcast pod just long enough to overwrite the replacement neural pattern that it's emitting. When the signal goes out again all the Daleks will wander around acting like dogs, giving you a chance to slip safely past them and return to the Tardis. It also breaks the workers free from the Daleks' enslavement, allowing them to rebel and retake their factory. Hilarious and effective!
Meanwhile the Tardis must have gotten damaged in that rough landing, causing the Internal Whatsit to twist out of place and rupture a critical seal. Fortunately the lip balm is exactly the right consistency to re-seal the coupling. Especially fortunate really, since the Doctor's been meaning to pop round the store and pick up another tin of sealant but really, who has the time? It won't last long, but we only need a couple minutes. Squeeze it all out and smear it over the coupling, then push the big red button and let's hope cherry's our lucky flavor.
Right then! What's everybody standing around for? We've got a planet to save!
ROFL I bow to your ingenuity and creativity. Not to mention it's going to be quite interesting to see the Daleks following people around and trying to dart underneath their hands for copious amounts of petting. ;)
Oh hey, VV and I are shotgun buddies.
Quote from: Triplash on December 20, 2012, 03:30:39 PM
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
(https://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/KansasCrawford/Funny%20Pics/DoctorTest.jpg)
O-kay.
First thing on the left of my computer is a bottle of nail polish remover.
What I'm wearing now is not what I want to meet ANYone in, mainly because the makeup is not on yet. Must fix.
First thing to the right of my computer is a half-empty, cold cup of coffee.
Yup, I'm screwed! LOL....
Quote from: Triplash on December 20, 2012, 03:30:39 PM
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
(https://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/KansasCrawford/Funny%20Pics/DoctorTest.jpg)
Pumpkin spice hershey kisses will help fight daleks, I'll repair the TARDIS with a Tigger alarm clock, and I'll meet him in my work clothes ( :( ).
This doesn't sound like it'll work quite right....
Quote from: Triplash on December 20, 2012, 03:30:39 PM
The Doctor can save Christmas... but he needs your help! Are you ready?
(https://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz55/KansasCrawford/Funny%20Pics/DoctorTest.jpg)
To the left is a tube of Goop Contact Adhesive and Sealant. Just got back from the gym and haven't changed, so black sweat pants and a black Ideat Village 2012 t-shirt. To the right is a can of Dust Destroyer compressed-gas duster. Eh, could be worse.
(And it should be "What YOU'RE wearing right now", but i'll let that slide. >_<)
QuoteLarry: Sorted!
Larry: At this moment: LEFT: I have Hud (housemate) with 48 rounds of high power 9mm and gun!
Larry: I am wearing extremely good boots and comfy easy to run in sweats!
Larry: And to the right: A set of wirecutter pliers and a razorsaw!
... Some of you guys are really strange. Just sayin'. :P
But ALL of you are awesome. If it was me picking companions I'd pick any one of you.
Happy New Year, you nutburgers! ;D
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Quote from: healix on December 31, 2012, 06:11:11 AM
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Oh yeah, Lusca is a party
animal. I remember last year, she started on the bubbly early and by midnight she was getting frisky with one of the dock cranes :o
*
The Ghost Ship floats by with the music cranked*
Ain't no party like an Indy Port party cause an Indy Port party don't stop!