Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 184272 times)

Victoria Victrix · « **Reply #220 on:** June 28, 2015, 08:53:52 AM »

Armani

Everyone will be wearing Crey Suits.

Floride · « **Reply #221 on:** June 28, 2015, 10:48:58 PM »

SCI Cemeteries

This week only - half off all nemesis plots!

Sunstone · « **Reply #222 on:** June 28, 2015, 10:57:50 PM »

If you think about it steam could buy it

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #223 on:** June 29, 2015, 03:33:44 AM »

Proctor & Gamble,

Proctor could gamble on CoX and win.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #224 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:30:30 PM »

Big Tobacco,

Yup, with fewer and fewer suckers smoking, they could get money from on-line gaming.

Floride · « **Reply #225 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:33:58 PM »

Sara Lee

Nobody doesn't like City of Heroes

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #226 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Tubbius on June 14, 2015, 06:22:50 AM

I do. It's fun seeing the improbable setups and slogans.

Thanks, you single-handedly got this topic going again.

Victoria Victrix · « **Reply #227 on:** July 03, 2015, 03:36:59 AM »

Dolce and Gabana

Icon will be fabulous.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #228 on:** July 03, 2015, 04:32:41 AM »

Funk & Wagnalls,

That way all the NPC's would be speaking proper English.

Tubbius · « **Reply #229 on:** July 03, 2015, 07:27:26 AM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on July 02, 2015, 11:57:35 PM

Thanks, you single-handedly got this topic going again.

I did? YAY!

I wonder if I could do that for City of Heroes, though. . . .

Vr2Lrose · « **Reply #230 on:** July 03, 2015, 10:38:27 AM »

The BBC should totally buy city of heroes cause then we can add Doctor WHO and Monty Python stuff to our game universe.
and stuff from all the other shows BBC but most people don't know about. because they think the BBC only does the shows Americans obsess over.

Victoria Victrix · « **Reply #231 on:** July 03, 2015, 11:53:27 AM »

Ben and Jerrys

They can add three new flavors

Caped Crunch, Villainous Vanilla Fudge, and Enriched Gold (but after eating the third, you won't remember you had it).

Floride · « **Reply #232 on:** July 04, 2015, 04:01:14 AM »

Mozilla

We are the free and open web, this is what we do

Eoraptor · « **Reply #233 on:** July 09, 2015, 03:24:37 AM »

Radio Shack?

(too soon?)

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #234 on:** July 09, 2015, 03:31:31 AM »

Codewalker,

The thing would be running smoother than ever, more robust, most of the bugs fixed, and stupid stories like the origin of origins would be gone.

Codewalker, I'll loan ya twenty until pay-day if that will help.

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #235 on:** July 11, 2015, 01:58:01 AM »

The company Dilbert works for,

It can't be much worse than what we have now.

Floride · « **Reply #236 on:** July 11, 2015, 08:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Paragon Avenger on July 11, 2015, 01:58:01 AM

The company Dilbert works for,

It can't be much worse than what we have now.

I can see his boss now - "The game doesn't have enough paying customers. See if the Elbonians can find a way to use fewer punch cards in the mainframes."

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #237 on:** July 12, 2015, 04:17:48 AM »

Hallmark Cards,

They could tie-in game credit cards into birthday cards.
"When you care enough, to play the very best."

(The entire Hallmark family is going to sue me over that one.)

Floride · « **Reply #238 on:** July 13, 2015, 01:39:10 AM »

Gene Simmons

Yet another thing he can slap the name KISS all over

Paragon Avenger · « **Reply #239 on:** July 15, 2015, 03:16:55 AM »

Quote from: Floride on July 13, 2015, 01:39:10 AM

Gene Simmons

Yet another thing he can slap the name KISS all over

City of Kiss! The Kiss army rocks the Arachnos or the longbow depending on your color (blue/red).

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Author Topic: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH (Read 184272 times)