This just in....
Mark Wahlberg has been signed as the spokesperson in a series of advertisements for the revival of City of Heroes.
When asked how he qualified for the position, he mentioned his upcoming role as sidekick to his best friend Ted in the upcoming movie Ted 3, where Ted gets exposed to magical Fairy Dust, gaining powers above and beyond the average bear, leading into his role as the star of the updated classic BBC children's animated series, Super-Ted!
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