It is time once again for ...
The Pantless Report, Starring The Pantless Avenger! And now, The Pantless Avenger:
(applause)
Thank you, thank you, no, thank you!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing pants. It is an honor and a priviledge to be here. Sad news today, another NCSoft executive passed-away. It is widely believed that this particular exec. was the driving force behind the shuttering of that beloved on-line MMO City of Heroes. As you can see, the party continues.
This has been The Pantless Report, with your pantless host, The Pantless Avenger!