ebon 0_o
I don't know if you were there for the SG/Guild meeting the other day but JR actually broke his speech to say, "Whatever the hell you call him," because he got tired of going over my alt names. I busted up laughing IRL, really cracked me up. It's especially funny because I have so many different people calling me different things.
In DAoC people first knew me as "Cel", short for "Celatid". Eventually I leveled a new character with the name "Kizmeti", and people started calling me Kiz. Then I went to CoH, and I was known by Psychoti by the forum folks and Psy for short for the SGs I was a member of at the time. To shorten this a bit: Pirates of the Burning Sea: Adelante, WoW: Celatid, Planetside: Psy, and then eventually I came back to CoH again with friends that called me "Adelante" or "Ade" for short. I still play games daily with some of these friends that still call me Adelante. Then when I joined Justice Corps on Virtue I played the character Ebonstryke most often, so people started calling me "Ebon" for short. And now in GW2 I have people calling me "B-Cup" for Buttercupocalypse, "Ebon" for Ebonstryke if they remember that character, "Psy" if they remember, or "Adelante".
If you read all of that, I'm afraid you've wasted a portion of your life.