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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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August 20, 2017, 04:04:00 AM »
Popeye Spinach,
Ms. Liberty (holding a can of Popeye Spinach): You know, when I want to have some spinach, I choose Popeye Spinach. And you should too.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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August 30, 2017, 03:47:20 AM »
Penzoil,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of Penzoil): You know, I rely heavily on my non-existant vehicle. So I protect it by changing the engine oil as reccomended by the manufacturer, and using Penzoil brand oil. Ask for it by name.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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September 02, 2017, 05:55:13 AM »
These remind me of the old Frosted Flakes ads starring the 1950s Superman.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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September 06, 2017, 12:50:11 AM »
CRC QD Electronic Cleaner,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a can of CRC QD Electronic Cleaner): You know, I rely heavily on my electronics to work. So when I have a noisy pot or toggle, I reach for CRC QD Electronic Cleaner. Just spray away those dirty controls. Ask for it by name.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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September 09, 2017, 06:01:17 PM »
Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a squeeze bottle of Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue): When I do wood joinery or repair, my wood glue of choice has been Elmer's Carpenter's Wood Glue. I use iall the time. Get yours today.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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September 15, 2017, 01:49:10 AM »
Tabasco Sauce,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a bottle of Tabasco Sauce): When I hit the sauce, I make it Tabasco Sauce. If it ain't hot enough for you, get something hotter, duh.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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October 03, 2017, 02:08:12 AM »
Ragu Pasta Sauce,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a jar of Ragu Pasta Sauce): Friends, when you need spaghetti and something like that, make it with Ragu brand sauces. Hey, you could do worse.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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October 05, 2017, 02:20:05 PM »
In light of this information
https://www.gog.com/game/star_wars_battlefront_ii
, I am gonna throw GoG into the mix. They would have the money (in theory), and they apparently have the know how, when it comes to resurrecting a slightly dated, but beloved game!
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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October 09, 2017, 04:53:09 AM »
Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, on a hot day nothing is more refreshing than an ice-cold soda. So when I get all hot and bothered, I drink Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
CUT
What was wrong with that one?
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October 10, 2017, 11:00:18 PM »
I see that Amazon is now in the game development arena "Amazon Game Studios". It looks like they are developing 3 games, one of which is an MMO called "New World". I don't know if anyone already brought it up, but Amazon would have the ability to rez City of Heroes.
https://games.amazon.com/
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October 20, 2017, 03:49:36 AM »
Arm & Hammer Baking Soda,
Ms. Liberty (holding up a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda): Friends, Arm & Hammer isn't a soda pop, it's for baking and 101 other uses around the house. Believe me we I say that my house stays well supplied.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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November 03, 2017, 05:35:13 AM »
PetsMart,
Masterminds and controllers love it.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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November 14, 2017, 03:02:44 AM »
Swingline Staplers,
When absolutely, possitily, most definely want to fasten two sheets of paper together. And imagine what we could do for City of Warcraft, or whatever the heck it was called.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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December 10, 2017, 10:43:07 PM »
Zantac, HE 235,
Yes, if you gotz heart burn and an acid stomache, poor dear. Take Zantac HE 235.
It knocks out acid fast, and we can do the same for City of Heroes.
Arachnos gives me heart burn.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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December 24, 2017, 08:38:03 PM »
Johnson & Johnson:
You cry babies want City of Heroes back? Well we have everything that babies need.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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December 31, 2017, 09:20:20 PM »
Gateway:
We would be mooooo, I mean more than happy to bring back City of Cows.
(what? Oh.)
Never-mind.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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February 06, 2018, 04:59:28 AM »
Global Life Insurance,
We would be honored to bring back City of Heroes, after you die.
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Azrael
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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February 09, 2018, 09:47:55 AM »
Blizzard.
I think they would have smashed it.
Didn't Activision buy Candy Crush for $5 billion or something ridiculous?
CoH could have been bought with pocket change down the back of Blizzard's sofa.
A superhero game. It's the one hole in their game list.
Azrael.
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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March 03, 2018, 08:45:29 AM »
Franzia boxed wines,
Here at Franzia, we put quality wine in boxes, no bottles, no corks.
City of Heroes would be a snap for us; is it a white or a red?
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Re: Improbable Corporations That Should Buy CoH
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March 22, 2018, 05:38:32 AM »
Charmin Bath Tissue
Please don't squeeze Ms. Liberty.
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