SFD: Yo, PA.
Me: What, Dragon?
SFD: I've been reading "The Story of THeM"
Me: Really? So what do you think?
SFD: Well, it's ok, I suppose, but ...
Me: But what?
SFD: It's lacking something.
Me: Like what?
SFD: Like me, you doofus.
Me: Super Fire Dragon, you can't be in every story.
SFD: Why, I have been so far.
Me: Yes, but that's different.
SFD: How so?
Me: Well, for one thing, it doesn't take place in Paragon City or the Rogue Isles.
SFD: Really. Where does it take place then?
Me: Real life.
SFD: It'll never sell.
Me: Dragon!
SFD: Ok, ok, what else is different about it?
Me: Well orindary people are doing things, no supers.
SFD: No supers! Now I'm certain it won't sell.
Me: But you don't understand.
SFD: I understand plenty.
Me: Now, Dragon.
SFD: No, really.
Me: Ok, how do you see it?
SFD: I think that you're trying to replace me with cheap foreign workers who do the work Americans simply won't do.
Me: That's ridiculous.
SFD: Oh yeah, how much cheese are you paying that Tommy B. guy?
Me: I'm not paying him any cheese.
SFD: I knew it, cheap foreign labor.
(Great, now I feel like Jeff Dunham.)