See, making stuff up is better.
Today it was annouced that NCSoft will begin talks with a group determined to purchase the shuttered MMO City of Heroes. The group going by the name, 'The THeM', reportedly has raise over 300i in an attempt to buy the game. NCSoft could not be reached for comment, but released a press statement calming responsivibility for the recent Iowain tornadoes.
How's that, Arcana?