What was your favorite line from an NPC?

[CheerGunbunny]

Mine was from the Freakshow..."Let's set something on fire next!"

[Randomvector]

I liked Peter Kent's "..I guess I'll just have to reveal...oh a hero" line.
Not exactly what he said but it made me laugh.

[FlyingCarcass]

"I assure you, my good man, Nemesis is most definitely 'down with the street'. Word up, my homie, as it were."

[Codewalker]

Random Outcast in steel canyon: "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

[Triplash]

The Galaxy refugee crowd in Atlas was getting all huffy and impatient, and one of them pipes up with: "I dropped a twenty and the wind blew it away. When are you police going to do something about the wind around here?"

[Steelclaw]

Given the vast possibilities of what our characters could look like... and considering the truly horrible origin stories of some of them... my favorite line from an NPC will always be...

"I hope my children grow up to be just like you!"

[OzonePrime]

I smell spandex!

[Pengy]

Some of the autogenerated praise could be pretty funny.
"All of Paragon owes a debt to Master of Debt!"
"Man, that was a close one. Atlas-Park Protector came through in the nick of time for Steel Canyon!"

[Kaiser Tarantula]

When you're trapped in a hole,
Because ya sold yer soul,
That's purgator-ay!
When ya sold yer soul for gold,
And ta keep from gettin' old,
That's purgator-ay!

- Johnny Sonata's Soul

[Dollhouse]

Purse-Snatch Victim: "I hope you get cut on the clasp...and I hope it gets infected, too!"

[healix]

These are my all time favorites:

[NPC] Freakshow Student: D00d, thanks for the save. I happen to like my face and having it torn off would suck.

[NPC] Support Automaton: Prepare to die, Healix? I believe that is the one.
[NPC] Support Automaton: What is that line they say in the movie?

[NPC] Soldier Automaton: These are the last days of your [BAD PUN NOT FOUND].

[NPC] Short Fang: So he says to Ghost Widow, 'No, go screw yourself.' She just fixes him with this cold glare and puts her hand through his chest. Loser died. No teleporter, no nothin'. Spookiest thing I ever saw...

[NPC] Luddite Friar: Well, science has invoked many ills upon society...
[NPC] Luddite Brawler: Does this mean I have to throw away my PSP?

[NPC] Ben: I'm hoping they come up with a Healix action figure! She deserves it!

(Dillo)
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skentrotigs

AHA-HA-HA! You are full of the correct, *hoorb*

Changing truth on a hairless headfront' (bald-faced lie)

"*hoorb* Prepare for posterior repercussion! " (butt-kicking)

[PunkusJR]

Just this



Before Combat:

    "1 h4v3 b3c0m3 l33t, b3y0nD l33t." (I have become elite beyond elite.)
    "d0 j0u d4r3 t0 ch4l13ng3 t3h p0w4r 0f t3h S00p4rFr34k?!" (Do you dare to challenge the power of the SuperFreak?!)

Combat Start: "j0ur d3ztRuCt10n w1ll b3 mY c0r0n4t10n." (Your destruction will be my coronation.)
First Blood: "1 w1L1 R0x0R j00, n00b! d13!" (I will rock you, noob! Die!)
At 75% Life: "j0u 4r3 l1k3 4 bUg t0 m3!" (You are like a bug to me!)
At 50% Life: "Ph3@r M3!" (Fear me!)
At 25% Life: "1 4m 1nv1nz1bl3! 1 4m t3h S00p4rFr34k!" (I am invincible! I am the SuperFreak!)
Defeated:

    "1m..." (Im...)
    "p0ss..." (poss...)
    "1bl3..." (ible...)

Defeats player: "h4h h4h h4h! Pwn3d!" (Hah hah hah! Owned!)

[Aggelakis]

Becky, the Tarantula Mistress

Like, Ohmigawd! Character! We are so gonna totally rock now!
Like, I have always SOOO wanted to meet you!
And now we can like, totally fight together and all sorts of stuff.
All the other Fortunatas were all TOTALLY like 'Tarantula Program? Eeew!'
And then they were like, 'Like, what are you thinking, Becky?'
And I was totally like 'I'll get to meet all kinds of interesting people and stuff.'
And look, here I am, like, totally fighting alongside YOU!
This is even better then when I worked with Silver Mantis.
She's, like, totally uptight, until you get to know her, y'know?
But this is sooo much better than that.

[Candie Firestar]

"I assure you, my good man, Nemesis is most definitely 'down with the street'. Word up, my homie, as it were."

Plus One!  Yep, that was what I was going to post.

[Eoraptor]

Purse-Snatch Victim: "I hope you get cut on the clasp...and I hope it gets infected, too!"

yup. this is my all time fave as well.

though anything Dillo said is gold too.

[General Idiot]

I forget exactly where this is from, a Family boss in a mission when aggroed I think.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets!"

[goodtime]

I'm not sure I remember enough of them to have a favorite, but I am fond of this one:

[thunderforce]

"KINGSROW_ALLHOODS_DESTRUCTIBLETRUCK_ATTACKER_ALERT_TEXT" - hard to say, but undeniably different.

[Brightfires]

Johnny's wailers: "Yoooouuuuuu Suuuuuuck!"

For some reason that always made me giggle. Along with pretty much everything Vernon von Grun said. 

[Minotaur]

As well as a +1 for Fergusun's homies speech, there's one from a nemesis mission where a guy has created an automaton girlfriend which has speech with things like [INSERT FLIRTATIOUS DIALOG] in it, but I can't identify the contact or mission.