"My queen, I really hate to disturb your afternoon nap, but there's a guy out front who wants to see the manager. I tried putting on a disguise and changing my voice, but this guy's sharp." Healix explained.
Kolissa arose from her beauty sleep. She remove the blindfold she wears to block out light while snoozing. After a short cat like stretch she spoke.
"Ok, I'll take care of him." And as she strated towards the door leading to the sales area of the store, she gave a quick turn and shot Healix with her wrist mounted dartgun.
"Thank you." Healix groaned as she fell to the floor.
"Now what seems to be the trouble, dsary?" Kolissa cooed at the distraught customer.
"I want to return these sex toys, they don't work."
"Let me see them. Oh the model SUX-9000 penial enlarger. That's our best seller."
"Well it's a piece of junk if you ask me."
"What's wrong with it?" Kolissa asked.
"This!" The man said as he stepped back from the counter.
"Oh my, what do you have in your pocket?"
"That's not my pocket, that's me!"
"Yikes, how did you fit through the door?" Kolissa asked.
"I backed in."
"Ok, we'll refund your 19.95i minus a 5% re-stocking fee and minus a returns surcharge."
"Good, so how much am I getting back?"
"Let's see carry the 2, where's Super Fire Dragon when you need math done? It looks like 10i." Kolissa answered.
"Well, I guess I'll take it."
"No you don't understand?"
"What's to understand, now give me my 10i."
"No, you have to pay 10i to return that item." Kolissa said with a smile.
They all laughed.