To be honest, I'm 99.9999999999902% sure I couldn't do any better.
Don't feel bad. It's Monty Python; nobody could do funny better than they did. IMO, honestly, very few people on the planet could even do as well.
So, how about them coconuts...
Now that would've been an awesome travel power! A ninja run clone where you hop along banging two coconut halves together. For those players who were always asking for horse mounts in the game.
Oooh! And a Walk clone too... Silly Walk.