Friends with Benefits
"And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned,
and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done.
Which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you're a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions."