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Community => Forum Games => Topic started by: Paragon Avenger on December 25, 2014, 01:26:59 AM
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That's right, what will your toon say when you tap the F10 key.
There's the boring, but standard 'Charge!'
I had an Arachnos Widow say, 'Taste the power of Arachnos!'
Super Fire Dragon, my wp/fire tank, would say, 'I think they're over there.'
Necrophillia, my necromancy/dark MM, would playfully warn, ' I get the dead bodies'
And yes, The Tattered Avenger, my MA/Dark scrapper did actually say, 'They shall smell my wrath'
Did you have any interesting or clever battlecry?
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That's right, what will your toon say when you tap the F7 key.
There's the boring, but standard 'Charge!'
I had an Arachnos Widow say, 'Taste the power of Arachnos!'
Super Fire Dragon, my wp/fire tank, would say, 'I think they're over there.'
Necrophillia, my necromancy/dark MM, would playfully warn, ' I get the dead bodies'
And yes, The Tattered Avenger, my MA/Dark scrapper did actually say, 'They shall smell my wrath'
Did you have any interesting or clever battlecry?
my ninja mm had the battle cry of "execute order 66" :D
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My first character (grav/emp troller) would say "Take that evildoer!"
LOL! I have an odd sense of humor :(
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Windows 3000 Sux Man had "You're history!"
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My main tank (Inv/Mace) had a battle cry of "Smashafrass!!"
I updated my regular main's battle cry after the Incarnate trials and other newer content was released. It was "Aw man! *Another* cutscene?!"
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"Don't HIT ME, AGAIN!"
"OH DEAR GOD, What is that THING?"
"Got change for a dollar?"
"YOLO"
"I coulda had a six-pack and bear claw, but you had to drag me out here for THIS!"
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My villainous brute on Freedom would say, "For Freedom!"
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My warshade would shout 'My eyes are up here'! I'm sure you can guess why.
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My warshade would shout 'My eyes are up here'! I'm sure you can guess why.
Misplaced Ebon Eye emission point. Yup *nod*
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My earth/troller would yell, "I'm gonna' rock your world!" right before hurling a big chunk of earth. (She named her pet Cary Granite....)
(https://i.imgur.com/VY4t4dF.jpg)
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I had a controller named the Paragon Comptroller.
His battlecry was "Let's Amortize Their Assets!"
Accountant humor, you got to love it.
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I had a Hellboy tribute named Heck Guy.
He would say, "Oh Crap!"
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I can't remember, but I might have had a mastermind who would say, "Minnions, attack!".
No, it might have been Hero Commander, a mercs/guns MM. I had his mercs named after other toons I had teamed with. Anyway, he probably said, "Heroes, attack!"
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"Have you seen my social worker?"
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I had an energy/FF defender, Emerald Knight, whose power came from the mystic Emerald in his chest
Every day in Azuria's office he'd stand by the Crystal of Arabella to recharge the mystic energies of his gem
speaking his oath
"The darkness cannot stand the light
The wrong cannot endure the right
I swear that by this gem so bright
Evil will fall to EMERALD KNIGHT!"
so his battle cry was "EVIL WILL FALL!"
Here he is before power color customization
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1610861_908079455878473_7694682820174809836_n.jpg?oh=053411df4ce2608561d1efee90f13a01&oe=54FBD2C8)
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please delete this post -- double post
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"Fairy dust, apple blossums, angel-wings for everyone!"
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I had a toon named, Wong Tong Suey.
Battlecry was Wong Tong Suey.
And yes, it should have been Won Ton Suey.
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"Flibberty-gibbit"
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My Brother in Law had a Rad/Rad Defender named ' Der Flatunator ', and his battle cry was - Pull my finger, reap the wind!
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I'm a firin' my laser eyes
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Making fun of the occasional mission instruction to "arrest" the mission's villains while giving us deadly-weapon-wielding archetypes, my AR/Dev blaster, Citizen Commando, had the battle cry, "My bullets will arrest them!"
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I remember seeing somebody's battlecry, "Not in the face, not in the face."
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Remember to spay or neuter all your pets!
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"$target, I am your father."
"Unhand me, you ruffians!" (make your voice get higher on the last part of the last word.)
"Hello, my name is $name. $target, you killed my father; prepare to die."
"Close your eyes, and you'll get a big surprise."
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Now face the wrath of home cooking!
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I had a Beasts mastermind named Ellie Mae Crumpett, modeled on Elly May Clampett of"The Beverly Hillbillies". Her secondary was Poisons: the debuffs were her own cooking (notoriously bad, on the show), and the buffs were Granny's cooking. Ellie Mae's battle cry was, "Git 'em, critters!"
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I had a tank named Deputy Melissa.
She carried a shovel instead of a gun.
Her battlecry or maybe just a macro was;
"$target, you are hereby ordered to appear in NC'Soft County Court within 30 days."
What a hoot.
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Here comes the sweet release!
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Here comes baby boo-boo, unless you surrender now.
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CGA was a Beam Rifle/Gadgets blaster:
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=imagizer.imageshack.us%2Fv2%2F1600x1200q90%2F849%2Fcga.jpg)
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I'll guard the door.
Gather for Buffs
Cease and desist, you ruffians!
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Remember to spay or neuter all your pets!
I think Bob Barker took this first.
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I think Bob Barker took this first.
Yeah, I teamed with him. That was all he would say.
So annoying.
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I like the battlecry. Other games don't have it. Just by tapping the F7 key, your toon would say, in team chat, whatever you wanted and it would do the /e pointing emote. How cool is that.
You could have your tooon say,
"Pull my finger"
if you wanted.
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"Gotta log guys, pizza's here. Good luck!"
I'd hit this battle cry at the end of a TF during the AV's animated sequence.
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Does this dress make me look fat?
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Does this dress make me look fat?
Hell yeah!!
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Here's some horseradish is yer eye!
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Sheldor is AFK.
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Since during cutsences, only battle cries can be heard.
This guy reminds me of my late Uncle Fred.
Is that a bugger hanging from his nose?
Is it too late to recruit more peeps
Hey, he said that last time, I lost this task force.
He never falls down the stairs. (only for during the last mission of the ITF.
Try reasoning with him.
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Oingo Boingo
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Oh yeah, Bob's your uncle!
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Release the monkeys!
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To death, or a better offer.
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Lemme take a stab at this.
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You guys go ahead, I'll catch up.
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Boot to the head!
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Man, I have to come up with a battle cry. The only thing my toon shouted was - Ready! ( F7 ). :P
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Los lobo kick your ass,
Los lobo kick your face,
Los lobo kick your balls
Into outer space.
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PANCAKE!
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As I remember, Lemmy Kilmister Jr. would say, "Ace of Spades!"
Like father, like son.
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This'll be that last thing you'll remember!
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Are we there yet?
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Vomit-flavored lozenges for everyone!
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Every time we faceplant, we take a shot.
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Turkey baster!
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Mine were really silly but made me giggle:
Ice/ice blaster: "I'm back with a brand new invention!"
Plant troll: "I'm rooting out ebil"
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My Ice/Ice Blaster:
Ice, Ice, Blast, ter.
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I'm telling DAD!
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Hey guys, watch this!
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We're supers, what could happen?
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I had a SS/Elec brute named Jayne whose battlecry was "Gorramit I miss Vera!".
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/14214555043675469/
http://s799.photobucket.com/user/coryalex/media/Vera-05-17-2013/3_zps059cf129.jpg.html
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Pull my finger.
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Atlas?Wait..are we still in Azeroth?
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First one to the A/V wins!
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Slport!
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No, they're on my team. MT
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Turpintine!
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Danger, Will Robinson
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wwwwwwwwwwOn My Way
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Drink Ovaltine
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Puchuu puchuu
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A slice from a cut loaf will never be missed
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Don't tell Monkey.
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I had one that was both for a single character and her SG.
She was the leader of a Super Group called 'The Lemming League.' They were a group committed to the idea that dressing up in spandex and going out and looking for someone to punch them in the face was a stupid idea, but somebody had to do it.
Their battle cry? "Lemmings, LEAP!"
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Orbital Velocity
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What you looking at?
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Last one to the hospital is a rotten egg.
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One my wife saw and liked, from the Vegan Zombie: "Graaaaiins"
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Hunga Munga
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Ok, does anybody know how to play a $archetype?
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Hey ya'll! Watch this!
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Ok, here's my tank impersonation. (Said by most of my blasters)
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Huh? So that's what happens.
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I get the dead bodies (Necrophillia my zombies/Dark MM).
did I do that one already? Oh well, I still love it. I female with necropilia is cool, but add the dark and i9t's over the top. Plus, her colors were pink and black. I had her zombies breath pink.
I miss that stupid game, when are we getting it back?
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Dibs on the ugly one.
1606 hit points and no brains
Pfffft, plans
I'm just overcompensating for an under appreciated youth
Kill me am I here... Never mind
If I shoot you, will you shut up?
Oh, come on!
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One my wife saw and liked, from the Vegan Zombie: "Graaaaiins"
Ha, a friend of mine had a zombie/nature called Grrrrains
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Oh rats! I left the oven on!
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Yikes, this is the wrong mission, and who are you guys?
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I shoulda stood in bed!
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OK just like we planned, faceplant at the A/V.
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A cat may look a king
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Hey ya'll! Watch this!
Hold meh beer, watch dis
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Everybody know where the nearest hospital is, right?
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Did I feed the cat?
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Everybody CHARGE!!! afk
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A rarely used, gimicky character who I created and used for all of two seconds was named HipnoTowed, or something like that. His battle cry was, "All glory to the HipnoTowed."
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Oooh, uuh, my sciatica...
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Frog bomb the vent core!
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Defenders & Blasters up front, Tanks bring up the rear.
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This is gunna hurt in the morning!
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What? They get turns too?
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Romanes ierunt domus
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Yikes, anybody have bullets for this rifle, I'm out.
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I have that sinking feeling I really don't understand this situation
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oH, l0oK aT thE pret+y sTars!
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Where's my super suit!?
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It's capes and cowls time!
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happy birthday
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Just when you got the loot, the heroes show up.
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Hello, my name is Rashi, did you reboot your computer?
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Ok, when I give the signal, you charge in there and kill everybody.
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You have 3 choices fight, give up...what was the middle one?
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For Leroy Jenkins!
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Sloppy Joe!
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Can you skeletonize a cow in six seconds?
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Charlie Horse powers, ACTIVATE!
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Wait, are the grays or the purples tougher?
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Fear the might of the terrifying Trunk Monkey!
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Just one question, how do we attack?
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I'm gunna dunk your donuts
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For my earth-bound demon spawn who had been held prisoner by the Circle of Thorns and served a steady diet of "Blue Collar TV"... Beelzebubba, "Git 'ir Done!"
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THATS MY STAPLER
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No kids allowed!
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GIGO!
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Attention bad guys, you are under arrest. There that should do it.
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Pythagoras Power Punch!
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Take no prisoners!
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Char! Oh wait, I lost a contact lens.
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One day $target, straight to the moon!
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$archetypes guard the door. Everyone else charge.
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Fear my demonic halitosis!
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Fear my demonic halitosis!
I surrender <gag> <cough>
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And now, for something completely different...
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Battlecry Power Activate, form of pointing finger.
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For MOM!
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XP & influence for everybody.
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Chili Cheese Fries!
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Do you see that?
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Not a battle cry really, since I would say this after fights were over "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of ass. Anyone want some Juciy Fruit?"
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Veni Vidi Vici
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This is gunna hurt your grandchildren
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You know that color doesn't suit you. Try this on instead.
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Everybody, play dead.
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Everytime we level, take a shot.
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The servers will be going down for maintenance in 1 minute...
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Remember, there is a limit to XP debt.
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Med-Jet is gunna give you frequent flyer miles!
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Anybody know what enhancements are?
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Here comes the sweet release
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Jeroboam!
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All hail the CAKE!
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Does this costume make my fingers look like a mitten?
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Live long and prosper.
(Because I'm a little sad about the news right now)
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Crisping waffles now!
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Live long and prosper, you miscreants!
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Who left without putting out a new TP roll?
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Trust me, I'm a superhero!
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Don't start with me, I haven't had my coffee.
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Tax Audit!
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It hurts when I do this.
(Remember, the battlecry was paired with the attack emote.)
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How does my fist taste/
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Cool! A porno!
This was the battlecry I used during the opening cutscene of the BAF when Mother Mayhem's cleavage seemed to be front and center
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And I just threw my back out.
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Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
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You just ordered a side order of DIE!
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I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am...
... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke!
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I smell popcorn; am I doing math?
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Crap, it's Statesman! LOOK BUSY!
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Eat, Drink, and be merry for now we kill, I mean arrest.
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Crap, it's Statesman! LOOK BUSY!
LOL!!!!
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One of mine said "You gonna finish that shawarma?" but I clearly can't use that on the return as it'd look like an avengers reference. My all time favorite was "Keep it together Shalice!" though.
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One of mine said "You gonna finish that shawarma?" but I clearly can't use that on the return as it'd look like an avengers reference. My all time favorite was "Keep it together Shalice!" though.
I can't believe I forgot until now, but that Keep It Together, Shalice reference reminded me of the only other time I'd modify a toon's battlecry for a particular cutscene (besides the BAF).
Personally, I never turned down a chance to smack around ol Frostfire. He just seemed so deserving of it. Anyhow, in the middle of his cutscene there was a point when he'd turn around and blast one of his own Outcasts and shout "Shutup you moron!". At which point you'd see my bubble pop up on the side "Yeah!Let the Moron King speak!"
It was funny. Really, it was! Guess you had to be there :)
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Here comes my rifle, pony, and me.
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Positron, stop picking your nose!
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Ride the pony, ride the pony.
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No one expects the Spinach Sporin!
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Do you mind not standing on my chest; my hat is on fire.
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Does my breathe smell like clove?
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Keep the flags of discontent flying!
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Everytime you get healed, take a shot.
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This is completely a Big Trouble in Little China homage. But if you've got a martial arts character, it's a classic! ;D
"Lets shake the pillars of Heaven!"
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Speaking of Big Trouble in Little China quotes that make GREAT battlecries, here's a few:
"Son of a bitch must pay!"
"I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear 'act of God'!"
"6.9 on the Richter scale!"
"I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?"
"This is gonna take crackerjack timing!"
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How about Kung Fu Panda quotes?
"You can't defeat me, you're just a big fat panda."
"I'm not a big fat panda, I'm THE big fat panda."
"I'm not hungry. Master."
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In a coma, no one can scream
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Win or lose, this is going to be fun!
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Go ahead and struggle, it amuses the peanut gallery.
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First peep to die buys the beer.
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Funny, the inside of you doesn't look any better than the outside...
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Anybody know how to make macros?
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That's a one spicy meatball!
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Death to the squishies!
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Fear the power of the sponge bath!
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Water Fight!
(To be used only when there are at least a couple water blasters on the team.)
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Don't just stand there, throw kittens or something.
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ErhmmeGerhd! Gerhsbermps!
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ErhmmeGerhd! Gerhsbermps!
What he said.
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Kolissa was here!
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Flatulance powers, ACTIVATE!
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(For A/V cut scenes)
Is this guy ever going to shut up?
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Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!
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That guy called me a bad name
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Let me hold the door for you, ON YOUR FACE!
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The Crey miniskirts are prettier
(When fighting the Carnival of Shadows or the Knives of Artemis.)
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NEXT!
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I know a guy, who knows a guy who can help you.
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Triangles and circles for everyone!
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Wait, you want me to do what?
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You have something stuck in your teeth...MY FIST!
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/em taunt "all your face are belong to me"
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Team, let us join the battle and win the day.
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Boot to the head!
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Team versus Bad Guys, Fight!
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Button your tunic, where do you think you are?
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Ok, let's try this again, with feeling this time.
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Opps, was that YOUR heart? You weren't using it were you?
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Boys, I'll follow you all the way to Berlin!
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Organ donors on the right, we need to keep this organized.
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Slapmania starts right here with your pie-hole!
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I like hospital food!
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I'll be your huckleberry...
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Arrest them all, let the Zig sort them out.
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You're gunna need a glass of water with all the teeth you'll be swallowing!
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Sorry, nothing personal, just doing my job, by punching your face in.
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The RNG made me do it!
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Sproing!
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It is a far, far better thing I do ...
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Major Smackdown Uploading....
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Ok, nobody move, I lost a contact.
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Chainsaw or broken glass, the age old question..
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Chainsaw or broken glass, the age old question..
So, you wear contacts too.
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Spandex Forever
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Crime doesn't pay, but crime fighting does. Cha-ching, baby.
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No Deposit, No Return
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Does your mother know what you're doing?
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I hope pain is something you enjoy
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Your XP sucks but I'm desperate so DIE!
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OOOoooWOOOOooGAAAA
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Come on, guys! We wanted this [colorful medethor] game back!
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Mitts up!
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Pencils down
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The tacos are mine, but the knuckle sandwich is yours!
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Alright you brats, it's bedtime.
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Kitten power activate, form of whopping your [donkey].
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Kitten power activate, form of whopping your taxes
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You say you're a non-smoker but this fireball may prove you wrong!
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Kitten power activate, form of upside your head.
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Captain Colostomy: "I'm gonna tear you a new one!"
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Kitten power activate, form of beating you to a pulp, sucka.
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Kitten power activate, form of knocking you down.
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Kitten power activate, form of knocking you down.
Momma said.
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I'm kickin' butt and chewing bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum...
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Everytime I look at Power_Gamer's avitar, I think of kittens. So, it's PG's fault:
Kitten power activate, form of punching your lights out.
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I aim to please PA, I aim to please... ;D
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And by aiming to please, I mean right through your eyeball and into to your breadbox!
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I will cure your inner pain with a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!
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On 3....3!
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Red 42. Red 42. Hike!
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Free trips to intensive care, right here!
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Ok, on my mark, everybody log ... Mark!
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Hand over the XP and no one gets hurt... except you.
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Here's me scrapping your face off, inch by inch
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At least I have chicken!
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Ok, on my mark, everybody log ... Mark!
Where did everybody go?
Drat! I mean Attack not Log.
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Affordable Care Activate! Shape of: Bureaucracy! Form of: A line!
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Peace out yo!
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Wakes, form a line to the left. Memorials, form a line to the right. Dead man walking, you're next!
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I regert that I have but one life to give to my country.
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Tonight, we Macarena in HELL!
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Bring them back alive, boys.
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Cheese grater or cheese knife? Heck, why not both!
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This is your final warning. I HAVE cheese!
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I miss you soooo much, but now that I have a scope...
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Pull my finger!
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The 50 cal frag round goes through the left ventricle or it gets the hose again.
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Pull my finger!
FTW!!!
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Yer sliding down the razor blade of life.
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Pull my finger!
FTW!!!
Pull my finger.
I did that one already.
So, I win!
Where's my tiara and bouquet of roses?
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You want a piece of me, bring it!
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I did that one already.
So, I win!
Where's my tiara and bouquet of roses?
heh ...pull my finger... ;D
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I did that one already.
So, I win!
Where's my tiara and bouquet of roses?
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask took them and ran. After pulling my finger.
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Well, pull my finger!
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Sledge hammer to the shins!
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Charge! If you die, hospital, my wakies are for me!
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I give you the honor of my blade, in your eye socket!
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I had a leprechaun-themed controller named Madhouse and I colored his powers (illusion/time) with all the colors of the rainbow, so his battle cry was, "Taste the Rainbow!"
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When we're finished here, my house for beer and pizza.
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HA! I didn't say "Simon Says"!
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Zounds and Gadzooks!
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Talos Island Forever!
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I had a special one just for Council: "HEY! Leather Boys! I'm in your base deleting all your PR0N!"
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When the music stops, find a chair.
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Have a cup of kick yer butt!
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If I can't have your XP, NO ONE WILL! Muuahahaha!
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XP is the happy little present I get for KICKING THE SNOT OUT OF YOU!
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Mercy? Ha! I don't know the meaning of the word! Siri... define "Mercy".
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OMG die pls.
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One punctured lung coming right up
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I had an alien villain character who would say "Don't make me lay eggs in your stomach!"
I had a time traveler from the future (before Time Manipulation sadly) who had 2 versions of his main costume, one with and one without sunglasses. On occasion I would hit a keybind that would say "$target, I'm afraid you are..." -costume change to put on sunglasses- "out of time."
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I'm collecting spleens, may I have yours?
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Nya nya nya I CAN'T HEAR YOU nya nya nya
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I'll sell you to Gas Monkey Garage, for spare parts.
(used against robots and such)
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Naughty boys and girls go to bed early!
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Good Boys Do Fine, Always
All Cars Eat Gas
Every Good Boy Does Fine
Face the music
(Wait, there was a music based powerset, right?)
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You got some splainin to doo!
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Kung Fu chop to the adams apple!
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Sir, I request you strike your colors.
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You have the hands of a woman, milord!
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Oh no he didn't.
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What the deuce?!
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Lay down, shut up or I'll make you! >:(
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Kill them all, that guy first.
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Fiat Justica
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No you fools, over there.
(remember that the pointing emote is part of the F7 keybind)
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Ours is the chickens
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If you lose this one, I'm sending you back to level 1!
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Hiding in the last room? You bosses are sooo clever!
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I just now pressed the F7 key.
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F7 on the flightdeck!
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See ya on the other side.
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Every man for himself...uh...wait, did I just go Rogue...I'm so confused!
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This ain't target practice; if you miss, you die.
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Oh no! Look behind you!
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No, I'm not scared, that's my water blast power dripping.
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That's what happens when I do that...
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Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...
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I hope you've written your obit
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Take no prisoners, unless we're fighting prisoners.
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One colonoscopy coming right up!
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Stand back, she's gonna blow!
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By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
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Would you like your neck broken to the right or to the left?
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By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
That should read, "Paragon shall be avenged!"
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Who took all the Splenda?
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Honey, where's my super-suit?
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That's a one-a spicy meatball!
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Stop saying "puchuu puchuu"!
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The next guy who gets in my way, pow, right in the kisser.
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Straight to the Moon, $target
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They got the guns, but we got the wakies!
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There's more of them than us, plently to go around.
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I aint got time to bleed.
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Everytime we "arrest" one of them, we take a shot.
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That guy took my lolly!
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Lolly, lolly, lolly get your adverbs here.
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Ok, time to put on the big girl panties.
(But you're a dude, dude.)
Right, time to put on the big boy panties.
(facepalm)
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Send in the Clowns
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Alpha Team, Forward!
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I pooped today!
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Nobody move, you're all under arrest.
(not connected in anyway to Power_Gamer's comment.)
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That's big talk for someone who isn't worth a candy cane!
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Never fear that guy is here! (point at another teammember)
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Let the screams begin!
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Jaooo!
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Humiliating defeat loading...
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We shall fight them tooth and nail if need be!
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Keep in mind, that all of my toons except for a couple of merit farmers were Vigilante.
Also, I used to have binds for everything, even rolling taunts.
Sadly, I had to look it up, as it had been so long :(
b "local Greater Good!!1!one!1$$emote Howl$$bind_load_file D:\City of Heroes\Binds\Taunt2.txt"
also, my favouritest bind EVAH!
/bind ` "target_enemy_near"
I only ever used `, 1-6, Ctrl+1-6, Alt+1-6 and Shift+1-6, because lazy, and lets face it..
Aint nobody got time to stretch index finger from WASD up to like 8!! ~ that way madness lies!
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Keep in mind, that all of my toons except for a couple of merit farmers were Vigilante.
Also, I used to have binds for everything, even rolling taunts.
Sadly, I had to look it up, as it had been so long :(
b "local Greater Good!!1!one!1$$emote Howl$$bind_load_file D:\City of Heroes\Binds\Taunt2.txt"
also, my favouritest bind EVAH!
/bind ` "target_enemy_near"
I only ever used `, 1-6, Ctrl+1-6, Alt+1-6 and Shift+1-6, because lazy, and lets face it..
Aint nobody got time to stretch index finger from WASD up to like 8!! ~ that way madness lies!
Was that one of those files that would load a different taunt text each time you used it.
I kind of wanted to do more what macros and binds, but with my altitis, I had too many characters to level to sit around writing key binds.
Although, for certain characters I would create macros that fired off text and an emote.
For Wong Tong Suey, I had the grief emote and "Wong Tong Suey" text as if that was an expression of grief.
I thought that it was funny.
For The Paragon Comptroller, I had a BRB macro where he would say, "I need to get rid of some liquid assets, be right back." That usually got an 'lol'.
And for Overseer Bot, a thugs mastermind, his pets would do the praise emote and say, "All hail Overseer Bot!"
And I had a jumping jacks macro too. I even had a batsmashreact emote for the pets and a batsmash emote for the robot with the pets saying, "We're sorry!".
I had one character change his costume from army fatigues to a human canon ball like suit and say, "Up, up and awy!" and start flying. I just had to have him on autorun and pointed up. The only problem was that sometimes his flight was too short and the game wouldn't let him change back into his fighting clothes, stupid game.
I also had, as most tri-form HEAT's did, a set of macros for changing the tray around. That was very handy if you used the top row number keys to fire off powers. And tri-forms tended to have lots of powers.
I remember reading, but I never tried it, a way to fire off two powers with a single key bind. The secret was to fire one power on key down and the other on key up.
One time I had macros for each one of my AR powers where he would fire the power and say something. I was a noob back then and thought that that would be cool. It got real old real fast when I was on a team. The game stopped me from talking for a while even. So don't tie speech to powers.
There was this one guy who have a key bind that welcomed players to his team, by saying something like, "With $target on our side, nothing will stand in our way!". It was a bit off-putting, because it sounded disingenuous.
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Yeah, I had bind file taunts for every villain group.
But I tended to use the 10-key as well.
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Courage is the inability to see your utter doom
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I intend to make it back alive, even if I have to sacrifice one or more of you miscrents.
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Haven't I beaten you senseless yet?
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Congratulations! You've been selected to help test the limits of obamacare.
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I can't lose, I have to give my daughter a stuffed fish!
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Your going down under...SIX FEET UNDER!
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Either you're getting prison food, or I'm getting hospital food. And I hate lime jello.
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Who wants fire? (said by a fire blaster or such).
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Your face and my fist and a bag of never ending smack down!
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Your face and my fist and a bag of never ending smack down!
Ouch, never-ending fist smack-down would hurt your knuckles, after a while.
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Ouch, never-ending fist smack-down would hurt your knuckles, after a while.
But the pain will remind me of sweet, sweet vengence!
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Sweet, sweet vengence is mine, give it here!
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I heard there was a bag of sweets.
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You go right, you go left, you go up the middle, I'll wait here.
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Punch to the junk!
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Punch to the trunk!
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Trunk Monkey:CoH Edition
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Stone tank - "I'm about to rock you to sleep for good"
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Stand clear, I'm not sure what all these buttons do.
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Deploying Butt-Hurt and Kaffuzzelment on my mark 3...2...1!
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This is going to end badly ... for you.
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I can't resist breaking that one rule...
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What do you mean, you want to come quietly?
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Lacing up the Boots of Justice!
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Come here, I need the XP!
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The new punching bag is here, the new punching bag is here!
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Give me XP, influence and recipes and nobody gets hurt.
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Revenge? We don't need no sticking revenge, we want XP!
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Ok, all you guys, either give up or hand over your pants.
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Pants? We don't need no stinking pants...
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You guys are under arrest, and yes I'm not wearing pants, and no they are coral not pink undies.
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Code pink, code pink, we have a code pink here!
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Code pink, code pink, we have a code pink here!
No, they're coral, not pink.
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Alright yous guys, hand-over the loot and nobodys gets the axe.
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No, they're coral, not pink.
Sorry, I can't coral-ate.
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I pity you FOOL!
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When I say, "Rumplestiltskin" you run in and punch the elite boss.
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You will never have to worry about flossing again!
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"Not in the face!"
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Oooh, can that be fixed?
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Here's the deal, I get XP for clobbering you. Agreed?
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I don't mind the cracking of your bones so much, it's the whining for mercy I find repugnant.
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Ok, when the A/V gets here, everybody play dead.
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Fire Fists of Fury, Flame On!
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When the music stops, everybody grab a chair.
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You gotta ask yourself, Will I have any teeth left after this? Well, will you punk?
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Let's just draw cards, you drew the joker, you lose.
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That's gotta sting...Just walk it off, it'll be fine.
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Cheese is not a number!
(Did I do that one already because it's funny.)
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Better lay down a tarp there, I don't want the splatter to stain the asphalt!
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I'm the hero, you're the villain, let's dance!
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Pain is just your soul leaving your body.
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If it were up to ME I'd let you go. But my 7 friends here...
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When I'm done with you, there'll be just enough left to mail in an envelope.
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Me and my friends want to take turns beating you to a pulp, hope you don't mind.
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BUY NOW! Never worry again how you will get your daily 1 million punches to the groin. $1 only today for a lifetime supply.
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Ok, everybody who wants to wade in, go that way.
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I'ma firing my Beam Rifle!
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Last one in is a slow-poke.
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Let the blackouts begin
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Damn the elite bosses, full steam ahead.
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How dare you hooligans cause civil unrest! I'll restore peace and order to this fine city, or my name isn't Poopboner420!
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Herniated disks coming right up!
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I heard that there was suspectious things happening around here, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
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Alright, up against the wall, and no back sas.
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Free ambulance ride coming up
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Show of hands, who likes hospital food.
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Oooo, your copay is gunna be a doozy!
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Welcome to Super Fire Dragon's Fun House of Chat!
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The tacos are 99 cents, a kick to the junk, thats free.
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...And you would've got away with it too if it weren't for these darn heroes
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Horticulture? I love making you faceplant!
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I am now ready to reveal the identity of the murderer, me!
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Please separate into your sections, bleeding and non-bleeding
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Alright you punks, hand over the XP!
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You talk big, villain, but I'll bet you have a small inspiration
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And on 3, we all jump up and yell, "Surprise!"
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You are no match for my pointing finger!
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Don't just stand around, get in there.
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Punch 'em out, knock 'em out, WAAAAY OUT!
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No pushing, wait your turn, the nice hero will beat your brains out shortly.
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Men to the right for high fives, ladies to the left for make outs!
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Hey! No hanky-panky until after we arrest the A/V.
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Tell you what, you hanky and I'll panky. OK?
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Free cheese!!
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Bang, pow, zoom, straight to the moon.
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Last cigarette?
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Only 400 XP needed for Full Onset Carpal Tunnel!
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Heard a rock-armor tank once say 'It's clobberin' time!' and a dual-pistol say 'Are you feeling lucky, *npc name*? Well, are you?'
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This is going to be glorous or it's going to hurt. Either way, it'll be fun.
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The 80's called, they want their "famous last words" back.
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Think of some encouraging words somebody told you once, and let's go with that.
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Nothing personal, I just need to kick your butt for heroic purposes
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You are about to be introduced to the wonderful world of catheters.
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Charge, and don't ask if they have insurance.
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The 411 is 50/50 that I'll 1-shot 86 you like a 90mph 2 by 4
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Numbers! I hate numbers. --Super Fire Dragon.
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Numbers! I hate numbers. --Super Fire Dragon.
10-4
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The 411 is 50/50 that I'll 1-shot 86 you like a 90mph 2 by 4
Numbers! I hate numbers. --Super Fire Dragon.
10-4
LOL
Ok, Floride, you have earned 100 (completely meaningless) points!
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Dont make plans for tomorrow. You aren't going to be there.
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Unless you hear differently, remember, we are the good guys.
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Projectile Vomiting, ACTIVATE!
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You know this would make a great story, excuse me while I go write it up.
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Get ready to blackout!
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Look, I got a short fuse and dang-nabbit if you just got on it.
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Please, no whimpering. It spoils the mood.
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Ok, I got a plan, you go ask the A/V to surrender, go!
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I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country - YOURS!
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Ok, here's the deal, If you let me pound you into the ground, I will level up.
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Your attention please, $target is going to die!
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What does this button do?
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I shall upload the demo of your defeat renaming you "Fartknocker"! Muaahahaha!
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Let the ignominy begin!
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Give me liver and tea or give me death by chocolate.
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You should have brought more AVs with you. This'll be easy.
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I brought my gun, now give me something to shoot at.
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You're about to spend the rest of you days eating oatmeal and watching Captain Kangaroo.
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Remember the Santa Fe Trail!
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I can defeat you with one hand tied behind my keyboard!
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You do realize that I am the great $name, while you are some silly $target. You better just give up now.
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Hope you have insurance. We're here to give you Disability.
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Hey, the door wasn't locked, anymore.
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I have jammed my thumb...RIGHT IN YOUR EYE!
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I know you are but what am I?
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You are about to do the SHAKE IT OFF dance
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You are about to do the SHAKE IT OFF dance
I know you are but what am I?
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Booga, booga. booga!
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Bow before my awesomeness.
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To the winch, wench!
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I may not be able to attack you, but I can chat you to DEATH!
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Defeat is such an awefull word. Think of it as early retirement.
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Yeah I'm out of here, who wants waffles?
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How do you do the magic balls juggling emote?
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I'd follow you to hell and back. As long as you bring snacks.
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I'd follow you anywhere, until I can get my belt untangled from your scarf.
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This is for Power_Gamer, may he rest in peace.
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On the count of three. THREE!
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On three we rush in there, 16, 41, 8, 290, 3!
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Get ready for the face off. And once we take your face off, we're going for pizza.
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I won't miss you when you're gone, like I won't miss you with THIS!
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$battlecry
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Your teeth. Say goodbye to them.
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Eat the fist of justice!
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Spine/SR scrapper with chronic scrapper-lock.
Someone say GO already!
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Consider surrender as a good career move.
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/e disablepcm /e disablepcm /e disablepcm, Had enough? /e disablepcm....
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Rrrrrrrrrr, stop it or I'll turn around, start digging and throw dirt on you!
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You just wait until I get a travel power, mister.
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Activate Annoying Telemarketer!
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You are NO match for my ability to hosp & return repeatedly!
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Hey, I designed this mish in AE!
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You have something on your nose...MY FIST!
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Quick question, are you allergic to fire!
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Jaws of life will be required
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If I die in battle, venge my death!
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Death is only the beginning. Then there is the embalming, sending out invitations the will...you have a lot to do today.
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Ok, line up in alphabitical order according to your death wish.
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Dibs on the Elite Boss!
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Oooh, minions! My favorite appetizers.
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Recluse owes me some XP and said I should get it from you. Nothing personal.
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*SIGH* This again?
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Ok, who's up for some grinding.
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Hope you have a real good dental plan
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I just leveled so c'mere and take the pain! (for 60 seconds!)
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Doot do da Doooo!
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Hey you guys!
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Your mouth wrote the check, but your face is going to pay!
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Oh goody, more bad guys to fight and I just slotted my powers.
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Its time to Bowl for Bozos
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Your big brother NCSoft can't save you now that the game is bac---..................
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Prepare to be defeated by my awesome powers and great skill.
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Would you like peeled or deep-fried?
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We can do this the easy way or hard way, please pick the hard way, please.
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Its a Nemesis Flop!
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If history is written by the victors, your obituary is gonna be hilarious!
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You want those silly diamonds, I'm trying to get a rare recipe.
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A smack down and career consultation all wrapped up in one!
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First I hurt you then I send you my bill; if you don't pay then you get another freebee.
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I regret nothing!
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Sir, prepare to be amazed and defeated.
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I flick my boogers at you!
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This is going to leave a mark!
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Brought my hazardous waste clean up kit. Let's get started.
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Places people, now in this scene I mop the floor with your face.
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Today they are opening a whole new wing of the hospital...in your honor!
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All you bases belongs to us now.
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You're gunna need a machine to poop.
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Ketchup? I have no time for engraving. Bring my hourglass.
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You should rethink your health insurance and opt for life insurance instead
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OK, perhaps you didn't hear, crime doesn't play. (Hero battlecry)
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Get yer body bags right here!
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The battlecry button works!
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Insert pithy statement here.
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Alright jews guys, see, I'm the boss around here, see.
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I can't wait to see who notices the wet spot on the asphalt you leave!
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... And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
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Your superior firepower is no match for our puny weapons!
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The voices in my head are telling me to silence the voices in your head
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My imaginary friend can beat the snot out of your imaginary friend.
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Step right up! Get yer piping hot justice right here!
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Ok here's the plan, me and the scrapper will go in and kill all. The defenders will heal us, the controllers keep them from running away, and the blasters go and hide.
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Surprise death!
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Ok here's the plan, me and the blasters will go in and kill all. The defenders will heal us, the controllers keep them from running away, and the scrappers can keep them from killing us.
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Pain will be mandatory, but consciousness is optional.
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I regret that I have but one account to give to my country!
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BTW, My AoE DPS will DDT you FTW, and no RNG can CPR your SOL DOA butt!
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To Ad Infinitum and Beyond
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I have SUPER powers, all you gotz is a machine gun; give up now!
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Engaging Grumpy Cat in 3...2...1
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Did you know that I get points and money for beating you up?
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Did I push F10?
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I've come to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of kick-ass. No, wait... uh...
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Tell me how the curb tastes.
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There are 2 possible outcomes, I win or you lose. Take your pick.
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Think of blacking out as a reset button.
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Now is the Winter of our discontent, made glorious by this endless Summer.
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Yea, hath Bob said...
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I've come to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of kick-ass. No, wait... uh...
To nameless Minions, my main blaster used to say stuff like "I'm here to kick ass and take names, and you don't have any names!" as part of a rotating battlecry sequence.
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Capes? We don't need not stinking capes!
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I'm the Paragon City greeting committe, Welcome to the hospital.
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I don't need friends, I have ammo.
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Let's serve some summonses.
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Parole? You aint gunna need that in the grave.
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These days prison is like club med, with conjugal visits.
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I just defeated 4 floors of your bored, loitering thugs. You're welcome.
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After today, solid foods will no longer be in your diet.
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Lucky you, you get to watch 8 superheroes work. Up close and personal.
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Each day, I let one bad-guy go free, today isn't your day.
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Hope you like eating through a straw.
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When I give the signal, everybody surrender.
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Did you hit a DEER?
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I said, "Gimme a BEER."
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After this you might wanna respec.
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Let's see if this respec works.
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You've never PVPed before, have you?
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All for one, and one for all, or words to that effect!
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Tremble and quake at the power of my Roth IRA.
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Tremble and quake at the power of my Roth IRA.
ooooooooooooooooooooo, is that tax exempt?
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Some guy who stands on a street corner, never sleeps, and won't give me his number told me to come here and kick your butt
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You know that game where you snap a wishbone in two? Prepare yourself!
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You know that game where you snap a wishbone in two? Prepare yourself, Mr. Wishbone.
You're welcome.
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I'm a stalker, we don't use battlecries.
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Pounding faces into the ground since 2004!
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When I give the signal, everybody log. That will fool them.
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Look over there! A baby wolf.
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Execute Plan Team-Alpha-Strike-Attack!
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I tried to solo Jurassik once, so I know how you must feel right now
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All you're A/V's are belongs to us now! Ha ha!
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The size of your attitude will be the size of your pain
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I'll make quick work of this lot.
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I brought a stapler so you can skip going to the hospital.
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You took my stapler; that's my stapler.
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You want this stapler, don't you? Good, I can feel your anger. Now take your cubicle rat's weapon and strike me down!
With each passing moment, you make yourself more my office assistant.
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I could set the building on file.
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Here comes the cheese!
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You're gonna be screaming "Ice, Ice Baby" when I'm done with you.
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Your purple triangles can't protect you from my witty banter!
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Ok, who wants green balls?
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Blackouts and Funeral Planning offered right here!
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Release the Crackin'!
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I just bought some enhancements, and I'm ready to use them!
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I don't hate you, I hate the space you happen to be occupying at any particular moment.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because I'm going to beat the stuffing out of you.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This eye, at the end of my thumb. Want it back?
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This ain't no an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth kind of deal, pally.
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Oh yes, there will be XP
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I get the XP, you get the chair.
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I really don't care that you're breaking the law. I just need to defeat one more of you to finish my Icon mish.
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Your lucky day, I defeat 1 more of your gang and I get a badge.
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I'm on top of Atlas, MA!
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, we had to sell everything else.
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I came here to kick butt and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of... ah forget it
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I'll take those mobs any day of the week (said almost every blaster)
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No one dare stand against me, and my seven little friends.
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Your face, my fist. A match made in heaven.
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Hey Bad Guy! what's that in your gut? Oh... right, my fists!
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You are no longer "$target". I dub thee "Sir Ragdoll of Knockback".
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Say the secret word and win a prize. No, "ouch" isn't it.
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We shall soundly defeat you then we shall cheerfully celebrate.
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Don't worry about losing face; you're going to lose a lot more than that.
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Stow the cheese, full speed ahead!
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What does the $archetype say?
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We are the ones for which we have been waiting.
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You rack 'em, I'll stack 'em.
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Here's the plan, I'll play dead while you kill-all.
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Pants? We don't need no stinking pants...
Then do laundry once in a while, huh.
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I'll turn the TIDE of this battle with a little thing I call, THE RINSE CYCLE.
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We can GAIN from this WISK and CHEER us ALL into the XTRA TIDE of this DREFT ERA!
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Hey is that a rabbit over there?
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We can GAIN from this WISK and CHEER us ALL into the XTRA TIDE of this DREFT ERA!
Who uttered this? Dr. Tergent? Landry Day? Rin Psychle? Maybe this thread should include the name or title of the character who cries the cry.
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Who uttered this? Dr. Tergent? Landry Day? Rin Psychle? Maybe this thread should include the name or title of the character who cries the cry.
Ummmm, Power_gamer started it.
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So, if whoever uttered it was a dreamer, would they be. . . . . Wishy Washy?
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Filthy villain! Clean up your act or I'll have Captain Calgon take you away!
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Captain Sparkles says:
"I'll use SOAP on these villians."
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Fear the power of Claus Lyne!
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Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!
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Roadhouse.
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Don't let the costume fool ya, I'm very powerful.
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You talk to much to be a "brawler" villain. Have you considered running for office?
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Who wants waffles!
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Great, we have an ice blaster and a fire tank on our team, this isn't going to work.
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Hope you have good dental insurance. NAH, I don't care if you do...
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I'm sick and tired of beating up bad guys; I'm out of here!
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Fear may Proctolodagger Mk IV!
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Hey, I beat up that guy last week.
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Ok, here's da plan see, you guys rush in and I go around back.
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SPOOOOOOOOORRRRRK!
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Awesomeness in 3-2-1.
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
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Power Gamer, handle my light work!
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Want so Cool Whip with that cherry top?
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I'm going to give my teammates a chance to shine.
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I brought the splints and tourniquets with me. Lets get started.
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I'm going in, if I need your help, I'll faceplant.
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I smell trouble, and it not just my deodorant!
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My power-gamer-senses tell me we better get ready.
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Today is all about attack!
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That's gunna leave a stain on the asphalt
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I came here to get XP and collect influence, and I'm all out of...wait.
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Ok, we're out numbered, out-gunned and under-powered, but we can come back from the hospital, who's with me?
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Courage! Press on!
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Just keep telling yourself, "It's only a game."
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Lucy, I'm home!
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Oh Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Ricky! Hey Ricky!
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No, Lucy, you can not be in the show.
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Whaaaaaaaa!
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Fred and Ethel has drunk up all the beer!
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Ok, bad guys, surrender now or I'll play the bongos.
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Babaloooo!
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I got the mustard, let's butter their heads.
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Alright you dirty rat, see, you killed my brother, see, and now, I'm going to kill your brother, see, how you like them apples, see?
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Top of the world Ma!
(At the zenith of the Atlas statue)
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You copper, you'll never take me alive, see!
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Skull-cracking no-money-back guarantee!
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I shall lead you to victory. I shall lead you to glory.
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City of Heroes will be back, soonTM
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What is it that you do for a living again? Its for your obit.
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Ragdoll knock-backs line up on the stairs, the rest of yous to the left.
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Dudes on the right for high-fives, ladies on the left for make-outs
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"800 of them - 8 of us... Those poor unlucky bastards!" 8)
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"I found a prison shiv and a Kama Sutra! This is gonna be a good day!" ;D
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Pants? I don't need no pants!
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Dont, just dont!
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For Moterhood, baseball, apple pie and the American way!
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For Motorhead, bloodsport, and get-outta-my-way!
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I see a glowie over there, I'm going to click it. You going to try to stop me?
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Glowies, we don't need no stinking glowies.
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I had a Beasts mastermind named Ellie Mae Crumpett, modeled on Elly May Clampett of"The Beverly Hillbillies". Her secondary was Poisons: the debuffs were her own cooking (notoriously bad, on the show), and the buffs were Granny's cooking. Ellie Mae's battle cry was, "Git 'em, critters!"
This is an excellent concept for an MM. If I knew how to make hands clap, I would.
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Let the bone cracking begin.
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I can't recall what book or movie I got it from, but I rather liked
"Surrender with honor or die in disgrace!"
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Dangerous is not a good enough word for what I am!
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"Honorless Dogs! Make way for Captain Slow!"
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Just one question, PPO or HMO?
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It's time for you to learn all about ObamaCare.
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If you have any regrets, I suggest you take care of them now. Cuz there aint gunna be a later for you.
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I could just pound you into nothing, but first I have to make a snarky remark --- about your hair.
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Bruises. The new black and blue. No...wait...NEVER MIND
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This is an excellent concept for an MM. If I knew how to make hands clap, I would.
I know the player who did that. Had altitis big time.
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Does your severed head make me look fat?
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You know, there have been some inspiriting and interesting last words. Your's will be "OUCH!"
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I heard you like pound cake, but I'm all out of cake.
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I'm not going to shoot you with bullets, fire, ice or even water. I'm going to send my pet baked potato to pound you into the floor.
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Fear the Baked Potato!
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What have you got in your pockets?
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No I'm not glad to see you, that's a gun in my pocket.
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Candies, breath mints, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF EVERY LIVING THING!
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Pizza and beer afterwards if we win, whiskey if we lose.
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Spikey Doom
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We're superheroes, what could happen.
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My warshade's battlecry would be somewhere along the lines of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZmBqAr-pk
Who wants waffles!
Monster.
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For Uncle Cheesehead!
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Dam the river and pull weed for Fred!
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For England!
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Read a Book!
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For East Detroit!
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Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute!
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I'm here to avenge Paragon City!
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For five six seven ate nine!
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Surrender Dorothy
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囧rz=3
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I'll lay down a bunt, you rush the squeeze and we'll beat out the double play.
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CHEESE CURDS!
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I need your clothes, your boots, and your hahise.
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Fear the might of my fan fiction!
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I'm going to get you with my magic helmet!
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Into Glory, Heroes!
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Diet Soda!
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Ok, all yous all either give up or, well ummm I'll ummm, just give up already!
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I'm not comfortable with you living anymore.
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Yeah, mister A/V sir, we took a vote, and well, you lost.
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I have some advice. This isn't going to be covered under your policy.
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Deary, go attack the bad guys. I'll ba waiting right here.
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If you can't beat 'em, apply liberal amounts of medication!
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To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall, now break away, break away, break away all!
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I just defeated 4 floors of your bored, loitering thugs. You're welcome.
Lilies are white
Pansies are blue
I've beat up your guys
You want some too?
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Did you see that play? You're next.
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Stop! You are under arrest. And that one looks as if it is about to fall.
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OMG heal plz
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, I'm here to kick your butt. No, you can't have my autograph.
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Sleepy-bye time coming right up
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It's your lucky day, the great $name is going to beat the tar out of you.
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On three, we all door-sit!
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Are you feeling sleepy punk? Well are you?
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Just follow your nose; it always knows.
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ABAJ
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Your broken and beaten body shall serve notice to all who would stand against $name.
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Where others see the bridge of a nose, I see a fulcrum.
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For ReJolt, wherever you are!
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For cheese! Wait, this isn't my cheese.
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Are you my mommy?
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Get off my lawn!
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You will never get my lunch money!
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You're about to discover why orange is the new black.
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Ha! Whaddya mean, 'Girls can't fight"?
(for females toons only.)
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Lets see. Semi or Full? I can never decide...I'll go with full automatic!
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You make me so mad, I'm going to shine my flashlight at you!
(peacebringers only)
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Erhmagherd-Kil Skulhs
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I'm going to aggro the daylight out of you.
(tanker toons only)
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I'm going to aggro the daylight out of you.
(tanker toons only)
I'll herd you like mudkips!
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Less talking more bleeding
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You are on the way to destruction
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For the thrill, for the glory, but mostly for the XP!
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Didn't this guy make this same speech last time, right before we turned him into dog food?
(to be used during A/V cut scenes.)
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Yer gunna be sittin' funny with my size 27s up yer keester!
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I'm gonna hit you so hard, fella, that you're gonna be sittin crossed legged for a week!
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We finally got the game back, so charge already!
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I brought the rake and a shovel. When do we get started?
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I brought a can of whoop-ass, who brought a can-opener.
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You're about to get a terminal case of butt hurt
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Ni!
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Call the doctor, I think you're going to crash; Doctor said he's coming, but you got to pay in cash.
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I'm not punching you, I'm high-fiveing your face!
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I don't mean to sound rude, but I am going to kill you.
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Don't Sniff the Monkey!
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Defender, handle my light work.
(non-defender toons)
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Crime doesn't pay. Its probono.
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Let the tank take care of it.
(For tankers it means "stand back, I'll take care of it". For high dps toons it means, "even the tank can kill that".)
(For defenders trying to keep squishies alive it means, "stop it! let the tank take the aggro".)
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This is my tanker impersonation!
(used by non-tankers)
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You're totally arrested man.
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Aggro schraggo, just kill him.
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All we are saying, "is give peace a chance?"
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"Prepare to poo from your ears!!!!"
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Prepare for major butt hurt!
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Prepare for my signature super-buster-blaster-diaster-major-hurt-fantastic, where'd he go?
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Is that a real A/V?$$e swoon
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This is what I was talking about!
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this might sting, but only for a little while.
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Hope you like flour and eggs, cuz you're about to be battered!
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Hope you like butter and jam, because you're about to be toast.
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Did you come here today just to get creamed?
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Man, stick a fork in him; he's done.
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Just walk away...
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I'm the mathematician, and you've been dividing by zero.
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That guy stole my cheese.
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Yoikes and Away!
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Heat them up, and stay frosty
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REEEEEMEMBER! YOOU ASKED FOR IT!
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Oy Vay, That's A Spicy Matza Ball.
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Ain't I a Stinker!
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Whats up, doc?
-
Its Wabbit Season!
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My sg had : What Time Is It? It's Time For ALL-OUT-WAR! RAWR!
sg is obviously AOW: ALL-OUT-WAR
R4P4 my Claw/Will Power Scrapper had "Gotcha!"
Lunatik Frenzy my Warshade had "Death From Above" because I boosted my Squid form
Get My Point my Spine/Regeneration Scrapper had "Tag! Your It!"
AOW Cheerleader my Stone Tank had "I Love Playing Polo Using A Stone Mallet!"
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Nobody will vote for a dried out rabbit skin, I always say!
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Gathered a few from my family when we were playing;
My dad played Surtyr, a Broadsword/Regen Scrapper (Made back in Issue 2). His battlecries were:
"Oh DOCTA! Don't hurt em like that!"
"I got a can of Whuppin' for all of you, just let me get my can opener. *draws sword*"
"RAGNAROK STARTS NOW!"
My own characters were pretty varied (I suffer from high-intensity alt-itis)
Tech Blaster "OFFESNSIVE PARAMETERS INCREASED. PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA."
Natural Brute: "Son, I think you need bigger guns." "Oh, that's adorable, you think you're a threat!" "You get one punch for free." "Get on with it, my soap is on in an hour."
Thug Mastermind DJ: "Kids, playing with thugs may be bad for your health."
And my sister had this one electric, baseball-pitcher blaster...
"Here comes the thunderball!" "KRAK-A-BOOM!"
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'cuse me, they said that if I beat the tar out of you, I get points. Nothing personal.
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Today you begin the wimp trials. Its like jedi trials only you do more wincing, whining and blacking out.
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Santa Claus Themed Toon:
Ho-Ho-Ho, you've been a naughty little boy.
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String 'em up!
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I'll line them up, you knock them down.
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You've won ONE MILLION *punches in the face*!
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Tricks are for kids.
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Black-out or red-out, your choice
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Your choice, I can beat you senseless and collect XP and influence.
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Lets find out if you have a soul!
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Two for flinching.
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You got nut'ing bub!
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Tomorrow, who knows, but today we conquer!
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Wha' ya looking at?
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Merry Christmas and a slappy new year!
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Marinated Chrysalis and a Hanging Nude Gear
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Alright yous guys, I taking over see, I'm the boss now, see, You have to ----line!
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We've been through 3 team-wipes, but this time it will be different.
(increment the number and repeat)
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A/V Y U NO DIE?
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Here's wishing you and yours a very ziggy new year.
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What's the point, you'll just respawn the next speed run?
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You guys go ahead, I'll be waiting by the door.
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Its all fun and games until someone drops a nuke!
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I'm just here for the drops, and the XP, and the inf.
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Why does everyone hate Avy so much?
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Party at my house afterwards!
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Didn't your mother tell you that nefarious evil and spandex don't mix?
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For Glory!
(If you're a hero, it's what you do.)
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When I formed this team, I had one goal in mind. Victory. Now, I have come to reconsider that word. Survival.
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How would you look if your knees bend the other way? Lets find out.
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That costume is ridiculous. Anybody ever tell you two primary colors just don't go.
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Your undertaker dress you this morning? Cuz yer dead!
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I'm going to have to kill you, just so that costume gets buried.
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Whoaw! Who gave you the black eye? Oh yeah, that was me!
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Get in the nice pokey ball. And by pokey ball, I mean the Zig.
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You want your rights? Ok, here's a couple of lefts to go with that!
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This is more fun than a barrel full of Rikti monkeys!
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I'm arresting you for wearing that costume in public, and for whatever else you did in this warehouse.
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Lost? They're about to be cancelled like a TV show!
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Look, you think I enjoy beating bad guys down? It's my job, and man do I love it.
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You don't need a hardware store when you can just beat it out of a Freakshow.
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Can't we all just get along?
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With great power comes great responsibility. Now meet my axe. I named it "Responsibility".
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I came here to bury caesar, not to praise him! What do you mean, "I'm in the wrong line?"
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Let's Dance!
(Bowie Homage)
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Look, this can end one of two ways. Come to think of it, it can only end badly for you.
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Headstone or Urn?
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Left fist, hospital....right fist, DEATH!
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I prepose a toast, I mean, You're toast.
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How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Sorry, I'm all outa practice. You'll have to settle for knockback.
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ALL XP BELONGS TO ME!
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Paging Dr Fine. Paging Dr Howard. Please report to Hive Triage, stat.
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This game is rigged, in my favor.
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Hope you have next of kin, I like to watch the crying.
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Let the crying, begin!
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They got the numbers but we got the guns!
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Death, fear, chaos...my work here is done!
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My favorite battle cry ever...
Target the Reavers! Target Everyone! Somebody fire!
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The first one of you teammates who bolts, I will personally kick your donkey.
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Ok, everyone have their union cards, right?
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Shoot the glass!
-
Bringing the Rope-a-Dope
-
With this ring, I thee dead!
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Don't tempt me...TOO LATE!
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All all yous all are all dead you all.
-
What we have here is a failure to resuscitate.
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Listen, this ain't cat-nip in my rifle.
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Are you sure we couldn't settle thi...*WHOMP*....I didn't think so.
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Yeah, I'm a-supposed ta pick up some guy named A/V? Anybody see him?
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A/V? That stand for audio/visual? Cuz your gonna be on the 10 o'clock news...and not in the good way.
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Let me atom. Let me atom!
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Now can I get me some fightin' room?
(thanks Larry Storch)
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It's your lucky day, I just levelled and got all new enhancements and this cool new power I want to try.
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I just want to hear you whimper in pain and bleed. Is that so bad?
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Look, I'm not violant by nature, but how else am I going to afford the set IO's?
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This relationship isn't working for me. I gonna need all your xp right now. Oh, and get out of my apartment.
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The Paragon Avenger is here to save the day!
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Save the day? Save yourself! NOT!
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The Paragon Avenger is here to SHAVE the day!
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I'm gunna shave the remaining years off your life!
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Ok, I'm the law around here, consider yourself in violation.
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Violation is a good word for what I'm about to do to you.
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Ok you got two choices, Get beat to a pulp and end up in the zig.
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Aint it past your nap time? Here, I gotta nice deep hole and a mound o' dirt for ya.
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There's 8 of us, and only 200 of you. Give up?
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To your intestines, AND BEYOND!
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I'm going to kill you so dead. Just like the last hundred times I killed you so dead.
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I'm gunna knock you out so long, when you wake up the mullet will be back in style.
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Alright, alright. I'll beat you down, again.
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How's your teeth taste?
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There's one for the money, two for the show. Three to get...ah screw it, come here and let me deck you.
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Try passing out, it makes the beating go by faster.
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I'm not going to hit you. I'm going to burn you and send fire imps after you.
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Hey, nice to meet you. My name is H.A. Duken!
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There are two things stopping me from beating your brains in. Oh, you're not an elderly celergyman.
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I'm a hero so I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to defeat you until you stop being alive.
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Giving out free stitches...Don't need any? I can fix that!
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Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful. Hate me for what I'm about to do to your face. This might sting.
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Hold still, I want a selfie!
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In the morning, I'm making waffles!
-
Did somebody say, "Waffles"?
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FRRBERMM!*slup* There's my dentures...FREEDOM!
-
Did somebody say, "Dentures"?
-
Overdue Fines!
-
We're here to, to ... why are we here again?
-
JUSTICE! DO YOU HAVE IT?
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You want the truth? You can't handle my awesome powers.
-
Buffers and Blappers and Scranks, oh my!
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We're here; we're dear, and we're in your face!
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Why? For the glory, for the fame, for the women, but mostly, for the influence!
-
*holds fists in the air* One is the hospital, the other is DEATH!
-
When I activate my primary powers, look out!
-
Hey, watch this ya'll
-
3-2-1-ah nut-bunnies! It didn't work.
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And awaaay you go!
-
Lets give 'em what-for! Heck, lets give 'em what-five!
-
Mr. Team Leader Sir, is it too late to mention that I'm afraid of $target?
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Jellied donuts for everyone!
-
(target the A/V)
Ok, heroes, there's only one way out, through $target.
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$target, So all the really good super-villain names were taken, huh?
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I swear eternal revenge, you waist-coat wearing cheese mule!
-
What the? Uh oh. Guys wait...
-
Huuh DUUUUUU KE- Ooh, ooh charley-horse, charley-horse...
-
I have not yet begun to fight. So stop pushing.
-
Here's the title of your new autobiography:
Jaily-Boy Prison-Pants
-
Dam the elite bosses, full speed ahead!
-
Plunder the Senses!
-
I regret that I have only one hospital trip to give to my team!
-
Your face, it bruises my knuckles!
-
All ashore who's going to the hospital!
-
Beat the rush, pass out cold now!
-
Look, we will just keep coming back from the hospital until you give-up.
-
I bet you are in the hospital so much, that they give you frequent coma miles!
-
Ok, here's the plan: We Attack!!
-
I tire of this game...LETS PLAY CANASTA!
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Remember, A/V's are purple, Elite Bosses are red, Bosses are orange, lt. are yellow, and minions are white. If you see anybody playing CANASTA, kill them first.
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If A/Vs are purple, what are Deep Purple?
-
If A/Vs are purple, what are Deep Purple?
The Moody Blues.
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The Clash
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Alice Cooper
Twisted Sister
Guns'n'Roses
Quiet Riot
The Police
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Head East
-
Journey?
-
Queen
-
Men, before we go in there to our deaths, let it be known that on this day, here, we stood our ground and ...
(Can we just get on with it already?)
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When you think of Laura, laugh don't cry, I know she'd want it that way...
-
Revenge is a dish best served with rice and pinto beans!
-
Shaka KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
-
Ahhh, Freak-out!
-
Everybody was kungfu fighting!
-
When I yell, 'Surprise", everybody jump up and attack the A/V.
-
They see me tankin', they aggroin'
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Honestest, Law Enforcement and the Rhode Island Way ... or something like that.
-
To Lunch and Beyond
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I have new enhancements, shall we see how well they work!
-
To Respec, and beyond
-
I always used battle cry when I was in a pinch. I hit F1 for Luck, F2 for Enrage, F3 for Insight, F4 for another Luck, and F5 just to be safe. I pressed the rest of function keys until I hit the battle cry button.
I should have revised my battle cry when I still had the chance.
Something like:
- Not the face! NOT THE FACE!
- *girly scream*
- This is gonna suck.
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Remind me to get my outfit drycleaned after this fight.
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Power_Gamer, handle my light work.
-
We have seating for para or quadriplegics....
-
Attack, you sea monkeys ... from space.
-
You were bullied as a minion weren't you?
-
Yeah, how did you ever make elite boss, probably stole it somehow.
-
I'm here to tell you about the benefits of well trimmed nose hair.
-
Enemy combatants, have you thought about what your family will do after you are gone, someday?
-
One potato, two potato, three TACTICAL NUKE!
-
Enemy combatants, do you know where you're going on the end of days?
-
I feel stabby, oh so stabby...
-
Enemy combatants, do your windows feel drafty? Are your heating bills through the roof?
-
On the one hand I'm doing this to save the city, on the other hand I need the inf for a really sweet enhancement!
-
Enemy combatants, let me show you how to stretch your food dollar further.
-
Free coma!
-
Enemy combatants, do you have dog, cat or pet hair all over? What a mess? Let me show you a modern wonder.
-
A bloody nose, its what the well-dressed villain is wearing this spring!
-
Enemy combatants, do you have smokers' teeth? Those yellow-stains? Let me show you a modern wonder.
-
I can't imagine what is so important in my nefarious lair that is worth your life.
-
Enemy combatants, do you have trouble reaching high shelves? Are you afraid out that rickity ladder? Let me show you a modern wonder.
-
For the win I call... AV, corner pocket.
-
Let's decide this like rational folks, Rock, Paper, APOCALYPSE!
-
Let's decide this like rational folks, rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
-
Just a inch to the left..... AND THERE HE GOES!
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Alright, I'm going to say this once, the guys using TV's as helmets are the bad guys.
-
I can't tell. Is this his left or right nostril?
-
No, we're the good gys. The ones robbing the bank are the bad guys.
-
No one expects the Spanglish Imposition!
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You want cheese? Here's your cheese!
-
You have the white cheddar to remain siltcoos, anything you saporito will be himmelsraften against you in a comte of lavistown...
-
If you so much as sneeze, we will be right there with a hanky and a warrant for your arrest.
-
I have an audit in 10 minutes, so can we hurry this up?
-
No, you're playing all wrong. Why did you not take fly at 14 and stanima at 20?
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Here's your daily dose of Justice!
-
I could pummel your brains in, or you could just surrender.
-
Brains? You don't need no stinking brains!
-
Oh hi. I'm here to, you know, so like, where should I set up?
-
Lay the tarp over there, then there will be less clean up.
-
Wait is this 2123 N. Warehouse Lane or 2321 N. Warehouse Lane? Nutz, wrong address again!
-
My memorial statue will double as your tombstone!
-
Ok, lineup according to who wants to go first.
-
Get your programs, you can't tell the unconscious from the dead without a program.
-
You got peanut butter on my chocolate!
-
Hand me the Proctolo-Dagger Mk IX!
-
You got chocolate in my peanut!
-
You are going where the cell reception must be awesome, because it has all the BARS!
-
Damn the sappers, full speed ahead!
-
I got a new attack power, com'ere let me try it out.
-
Oh honey, you look hurt...come on over here for some MURDER!
-
Whatever happens, don't tear the cape.
-
Am I in yet?!?
-
Is it secret? Is it safe?
-
This is Sting, you've seen it before!
-
From the shoulder to the wrist, here comes the fist!
-
Welcome Pansies!
-
Come on! Lets give it up for...BLACKOUTS!
-
I could beat the snot out of you, but haven't we moved pass that yet? Guess not.
-
Who needs anger management. I've got all of Paragon City for therapy.
-
Count to 10 when you feel angry, so your power builder will fully charge.
(oops, wrong game)
-
The eyes in your skull spin 'round and 'round...
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Look, I'm not into violance, so I'm just going to set you on fire.
-
Every time a hero's level dings, a villain gets his wings
-
Give me the purple recipe, no? Ok, we're do it the hard way.
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I can't say I didn't want it this way.
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I gotz a foton blaster, give me some fotons to blast!
-
Feel the Bernie!
-
Flatulation Man's Battle Cry: "Pull my Finger!"
-
Yaaay! The new telephone book is here!
-
What's green and red and goes round-and-round? A frog in a blender.
-
Cheese burger, cheese burger, cheese burger!
-
You blaster, go in there and attack, I use your corpse for vengence and stuff like that. Be a real help to the team.
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Consume mass quantities.
-
snipers to the battlements!
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Well, excuuuuuuuuse meeeee!
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I call you guys, deadees, no ofsense.
-
Yeah, that's the ticket!
-
Kalamazoo!
-
Go away kid, ya bother me.
-
There are two kinds of people in the world, awesome good people like me and miserable loathesome miscreants like you.
-
Your options are a casket or prison orange. Choose wisely.
-
Your options are an orange casket. Choose wisely.
-
Coming up, one fatal beating.
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Listen, do you smell something?
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The unicorns are restless.
-
This time for all the underwear!
-
Here comes the relish!
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No, no, no, no, you're doing it wrong! This time, die like you mean it, and Action!
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Never start a TF without me!
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(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"
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(holds up left fist) "Here's the hospital" (holds up right fist) "Here's DEATH!"
(holds up left leg) "Here's my sidekick"
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You're gunna wish you bought a wakie
-
Attention K-Mart shoppers, look up and look around for that flashing blue light, in our death department, next customer, you!
-
Showing mercy is not my specialty.
-
Do I have to kill you, can't I just get the two hundred dollars?
-
Justice is not for sale.
-
When you arrive at the Zig, tell them $name sent you.
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Hope you like to zag, cuz you're going to the Zig.
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And may God have mercy on your soul, 'cos I ain't showing none to your body.
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Dont worry, I have super glue and it bonds to teeth.
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You've seen the rest, now perpare to be beaten by the best.
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We've got the beat, we've got the beat, we've got the beat...
-
Call your Mother, I'm going to pick on you.
-
The hip bone is connected to tail bone...Hey why have I got three tail bones in this pile?
-
Save some for me!
-
Here comes the awesome sauce
-
I'll take a piece of that.
-
Screams are the body's natural response to my AWESOMENESS!
-
Awesomeness alert! You have been warned.
-
Free trepanation here today!
-
Your father has LADYARMS!
-
Yeah, me and my teammates were wondering, is that your real nose?
-
Surprise! Blackout!
-
I'm a $level $archetype named $name, and you are dead, $target.
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Why is it every time I get a few minutes to myself, the city is in peril. I mean really!
-
Why is it every time I get a few minutes to myself, the city is in peril. I mean really!
I feel like the maid, hey I just cleaned-up in here.
(interviews at the start of The Incredibles)
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I know I left the AV under all this rubble.
-
Ok, men, remember, protect the cheese.
-
If I could just point out that a stretch in the Zig is not going to get you into any Ivy League schools...
-
And if I die, avenge me!
-
Evil make me gassy, you won't like me when I'm gassy
-
Circles and triangles for everybody!!
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Captain Colostomy is here to spread justice.
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Deb Bolo, we are here!
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Let justice ring in every land
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The Bullet of Justice caps evil's ass!
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Thorizine Big Gulp coming right up
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The Bullit of Justice stops over there---in you.
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Don't stop bleeding...
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Before we begin, do you mind signing this release? I got burned by Chris Jenkins once.
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Yes.... there will be XP!
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I'm not going to hit ya, I'm not going to hit ya; like hell I'm not!
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The swelling makes you look fat!
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Yeah, The King said to take a step forward then everybody retreat, but don't tell that guy.
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Whoopsie!
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Candy Gram!
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Go away kid, you bother me!
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To Glory!
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To Poughkeepsi!e
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Last one to level is a rotten egg!
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Knuckle sandwiches and Punch be served here!
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We the few do so much for the many by beating up these guys.
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OH NO YOU DIDN'T
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That's It! Go to your room.
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Here comes the judge, here comes the judge, watch out everybody here comes the judge.
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Who we gonna call? Ghostbusters!
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No more wire hangers!
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We Are Here, so look out!
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I recommend you look away.
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Bazinga!
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Beware the mighty ham sandwich of justice!
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Hold the pickle!
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Here comes the pickle tickle.
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Hey! Let go of my pickle!
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For a quarter I will.
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In for a quarter; in for a pounding.
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An ounce of Justice to cure a pound of villainy.
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I'll beat you to an ounce
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Taking out the trash, NO recycle!
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Give a hoot, don't pollute, sucka!
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Boot to the groin!
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Plan B! Everybody, Plan B!
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Penguins are great; go ninja science!
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Release the Shinobi Emperor!
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Ok, we I get in over my head; I'll signal with a faceplant.
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Bison Boy - my fur clad Tank went with "Hey $target, I'm not wearing any pants!"
And the members of ADVERBS (on Infinity) were all about the battle cries.
My toon Courageous Lee "I'm all over the action!"
My co-founder's toon Dangerous Lee "Just a toon, looking for some action."
Extreme Lee "I'd love to get a piece of that action!"
Eventual Lee "I'll be there in a minute!"
The Mighty Mighty Too "Too is here! (no 'too' goes at end). Here is Too! (that not right either) Too is here, too! (too twice, that funny)"
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Retirement begins in 3...2...1...
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Eight of us walked in, eight of us will walk out
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Wazzuuuup!
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You 7, handle my light work.
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Do you have a hall pass?
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Please Mister, can we have our XP?
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You kids stay out of my SG base!
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Sorry Kid, no one under 18 allowed inside.
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I hope your plans this evening included being in a coma...
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!. Beat Enemy to Pulp 2. Rinse 3. Repeat
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Tell the children to close their eyes...
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I will kill your mother and rape your father, or the other way round.
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Stay out of my way, I just got back from a family reunion.
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I'm only going to say one word to you, "Tweedle!"
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I'm going to say four words. "Lexx, blow up the planet." That's five, but who's counting?
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Anybody got jello?
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Ok, when I run the other way, you guys attack!
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Did I turn the Gloom beam off when I left the house?
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Ok, like we planned it. Does anybody remember the plan, I forgot.
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Plan? We don't need no stinking...OOOH DONUTS!
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What could happen, we're supers.
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Have a tic tac
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Girl Power!
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Mime powers, Activate....
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I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE!!
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I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE!!
That's good, cuz I'm gunna burn some biscuits!
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That's good, cuz I'm gunna burn some biscuits!
... and I'm gonna make some gravy.
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You're interrupting my day job!
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You're interrupting my day job!
... which is not crash test dummy.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies sedated!
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Treat them like family; exploit them.
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No evil deed left unpunished!
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People, settle. We are going to do these by the numbers.
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I would like to say that this great city deserves to know what DOMINATION REALLY MEANS!
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One for all and all for one, especially me.
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ALL XP AND INF IS MINE!
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All you drops are belongs to us now!
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I'm going to teach you the value of saving your own life....RUN!
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There are 2 kinds of people, the quick and the dead. Which are you, punk?
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You aint seen nothing yet!
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My rifle's jammed. Yummy strawberry jam.
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Let the good times roll.
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Anybody got change for a hun'red?
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Don't let the tactical nuke hit you in the butt when you walk out the door.
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Surrender Dorothy!
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Activate the Omega 13!
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This new power will either suck or blow.
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Have a double-cheese-burger of righteousness with a ice-cold-justice-coke.
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Have a double-cheese-burger of righteousness with a ice-cold-justice-coke.
You want fries with that?
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Call in the Side Order of Friars!
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Acolytes at the ready! Deacons, shore up the flank!
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Give 'em the old Pope-a-Dope!
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Remember the Cardinal rule, take no prisoners.
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Bishop takes the night!
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Ushers, Cantors, Lectors, Attack!
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Prelates Pugilate!
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Nobody get past my choir.
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Here comes the hail Mary!
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I hope you bad guys went to confession, before this!
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This is gunna be a little slice of heaven.
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Alright, let's go all Old Testament on them. You, stop turning the other cheek.
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Yes, there will be blood sacrifice.
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Never Fear, $name is here!
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Fear is hope that you may escape your fate. You have no hope.
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The only thing you have to fear...are my awesome powers.
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Capturing your humiliation in HD!
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Activating Awesomeness in 3-2-1!
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2, 4, 6, 8 Who should we exterminate? YOU, YOU, YOU!
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Don't give them an inch! Not even 2 cm!
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You will never see a bobble-head made in your image.
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Alright you guys see, I'm in charge now see
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Shwiiinggg!
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Now is the time for all bad guys to go to the Zigg!
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Suddenly your future doesnt seem all that bright.
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Ninge more; your smoke is delicious.
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Buttermilk!
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These will be the last words you ever hear, lucky you!
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Today's special: Knuckle sandwich with a side of french flays.
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Prepare your brainus!
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Who wants a free trip to ComaLand?
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I'm not going to hit you, but my team will.
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Tolerance, not really my thing.
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Ok, you're an evil robot, believe me, I'm not a xenophobe. I just hate you.
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New Efforts!
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Warning! Warning! You are about to get hurt. Warning!
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Here is a hanky for your battle cries.
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It's a pity, the mess you are going to be after I'm finished with you.
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Nice nose you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it.
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Like my mom used to say, "I hope you're wearing clean underwear."
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Which do you prefer, crypt or cremation?
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This won't hurt a bit, well no, actually this is going to hurt a lot, A LOT!
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Groin punches to the right, boot to the head to the left.
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I'm not going to hit you or set you on fire or encase you in ice. I'm going to encase you in stone and have my pet baked potato throw rocks at you.
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Who ate all the peanutbutter!
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Remember Arbor Day!
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Your bandages and pain-relieves have arrived.
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Don't worry, lots of people lead happy lives looking the messed up way you will look when I'm finished beating on you.
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I'm gunna have to cut you off right there. At the neck.
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Last chance to change your career path.
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That's odd, I didn't have a spare head when I came to this fight...
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Don't worry, I'll give your pieces a proper burial.
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I'm not sure this bruising pattern is going to work with your costume.
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Two things are about to happen: I'm going to win, and you're going to lose, big time.
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I give you one chance to come clean, who ate my jellybellys?
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Those gloves don't match your boots, and that belt is just aweful.
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I tire of this game of cat and mouse. Let's play Parcheesi!
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I have not yet begun to fight! Ouch, not in the spleen!
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I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans. And then I ate his spleen with an excellent claret and artichoke heart salad. Next I made his intestines into a casing...
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Nobody will find us, unless they put 2 and 2 together...I can tell by the look on your face that you're putting 2 and 2 together.
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where is that death beam? i keep losin' that thing.
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A sonic screwdriver? You plan to defeat me with a sonic---OUCH!
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Try not to embarrass yourself.
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I have super powers, fully slotted and enhanced, you have machine guns with neve-ending ammo.
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Forgiveness, I don't has it.
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I was sent here by some nut, I want XP and you're standing in the way.
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Just wait, I wanna get this on Youtube.
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I have never done this before, so If I pound you into a pulp wrong, let me know so I can do it again.
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Whoopdedoo
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I got a bad feeling about this.
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I'm here to change your attitude.
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Only one will survive. Ooo, oo, me, me!
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Do NOT try my patience. It's spoiled.
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There's no need to fear, ummm ...(line!?)
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I'm going out for a couple of heroes. You want any sidekicks with that?
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We the unwilling, have been doing the unthinkable for the ungrateful, never mind that, just punch him.
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Black and blue looks awesome on you!
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What did you say about my mother?
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Temper, temper!
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I don't care about the peanut butter. Attack!
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You have my stapler!
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If you could attack those bad guys, that would be great.
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If you could just consider yourself under arrest, that would be great.
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If you could just play dead, that would be great.
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I'm gunna need you to spend the weekend in the Zig, yeah right.
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If you could just give up now, that would be great.
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I was told that there would be xp.
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If you could beat yourself up, that would be great.
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Here comes the mayo!
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Lean on the green square, let's get it on!
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Protein powder ACTIVATE!
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No, pull the lever, not my finger.
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Smell strong, stay strong
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Ok there were two ways for this to go down, and I meant for it to be the other way.
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Here's my card, I'm Judge, Jury and Executioner Unlimited!
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Have Super Powers, Will tarvel.
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The aggro stops HERE!
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My Foe-Dar is going nutz, they must be close.
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If I kill you without really meaning too, does that make me a bad person?
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If I kill you without really meaning to, sorry.
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The trust is about to go out of our relationship. Trigger warning!
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Trust not I, trust the bell tolls for. Nutz, just shoot him.
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...and that's why they are called Stinger Missiles.
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Blue-42, Blue-42, Hut-hut-hike!
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Cat scratch fever!
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When I give the signal, everybody do the death emote.
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Freedom for Paragon City!
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Paragon will be avenged!
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Do not induced vomitting and call 9-1-1!
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Domination and death!
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She sells sea shells by the seashore; now you.
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Double Latte or Death!
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Who do I have to kill to get some service around here?
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Don't forget to tip!
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Ouch! I broke a nail.
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Put down the Twinkie and back-away from the snack table.
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Being weird is just part of the service we deliver.
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I heard you guys have some XP, and refuse to folk it over.
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Where are the keys?
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It's one small meow for a cat, one giant roar for cat-kind.
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Someone take the dog out!
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I smell bacon!
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Hey, if it ain't broke, don't step on it.
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Don't make me come over there and teach you a lesson!
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Ask about our battlecry contest.
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How do you feel? Remember, this is for posterity.
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You went here and there, did this and that. Well, that's all over with now!
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Sorry, but you don't have a reservation
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Ok, 5 will get you 10, I one-shot him.
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Buy one blackout get one free!
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Ahhh, a nice warehouse. Nobody leaves alive.
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We are gunna keep the hostages here!
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No, stupid, kill them all!
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Death is so messy. I prefer OBLIVION!
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We're Supers, things are going to get messy!
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One more time, with FEELING!
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I'm going to kill you, no hard feelings.
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Ewww, I have villain under my fingernails...
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I surrender; I broke a nail.
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I will break you, like a one dollar bill.
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I'll beat you up as if you owed me twenty bucks (that's twenty dollars not 20 deer)
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A balled up fist and a bad attitude is about to send you on vacation.
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After this, you're going to need a vacation.
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And now, the 5 finger discount on your nose!
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Beat-Downs at discount prices! Wait your turn.
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You have just won, ONE MILLION PUNCHES IN THE FACE
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You're going to look like million dollars, after taxes.
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Say goodnight, to life.
-
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You will speak fluent pain and suffering.
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Today, we beat-down a far better villian than has ever been attempted. I thank you all.
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Lets see if you remember this one...HA HA HA WIPEOUT!
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Yeah, we are ou-tnumbered, out-gunned, and out-classed, but we got something they don't have: drop mission button!
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Tonight we dine at Quiznos!
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Who's up for auto-completing a bunch of missions?
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And now the end is near, its time to face the final curtain...
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The enemy is nigh, but we are fearless ... , hey get back here!
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We have cookies...AND an open bag of Whoop-ass!
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I'm thankful for you; I need somebody to beat the tar out of.
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The next season of your life has been cancelled!
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It's a wonderful life, but not for you.
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Zu Zu's petals right up yer nose!
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The Miracle on 34th St. is that we let you live this long.
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Next stop, cemetery in Potterville!
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Frosty the Snowman also had a red nose, after I broke it.
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You won't look so nice, after I've been naughty
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I'll be home for Christmas; you'll be, well, not home.
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Away in a coma, needs a bandage on his head...
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas; you won't be dreaming at all ever again.
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You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pouch as I blacken your eyes.
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On the first day of Christmas, I will do to you, one servere beat-down.
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One the second day of Christmas, I will do to you, two Charley horses.
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On the third day of Christmas, I will do to you, three broken teeth.
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On the fourth day of Christmas, I will do to you, four elbow smashes
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On the fifth day of Christmas, I will do to you, five Indian Burns
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On the sixth day of Christmas, I will do to you, six swift shin kicks
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On the seventh day of Christmas, I will do to you, seven hertz donuts.
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On the eighth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eight vicious groin punches
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On the ninth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, nine Wet Willies
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On the tenth day of Christmas, I will do to you, ten noggin noogies
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On the eleventh day of of Christmas, I will do to you, eleven broken bones!
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On the twelfth day of of Christmas, I will do to you, twelve missing teeth!
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Happy New Year, it took you a while to wake up didn't it?
-
Did your New Years Resolution involve the Zig? Does now!
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Cool Beans!
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There are two kinds of people in the world, and you ain't it.
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Your shoe's untied!
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I'm only gonna say dis once. Pow!
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Your consciousness is taking a vacation.
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Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!
-
Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!
Already taken, but a goodie!
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Your trial subscription to "Catheter City" is coming in the mail today!
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Look, I'm not mean by nature; you just bring it out of me.
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Whoopsie daisey
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I don't know about you, but I ain't giving up.
-
I secretly hope you won't surrender...
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Ok, when I give the signal, everybody yell 'Leroy Jenkins!'
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Cya, wouldn't want to be ya.
-
Let's do this then I'll sign autographs.
-
One black eye never looks balanced...
-
You thought that you could get away with that, in the city of heroes.
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Yoowza!
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Lets Play D & S, the safe word is Frog-Man, now put on this gag, while I get the toys.
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One potato, two potato, three potato DEAD!
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I'm not going to kill you, but here are a pair of scissors to go running with.
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It's strange how I can fit both my fists in your calvarium.
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I know what you're thinking, did he use all his powers. In the confusion I kind of lost track. So the question you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?
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SNORKIE!
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What do you mean, I should have taken a pool power at level 24? Why you, take that!
-
Princess Pose :)
-
The next one goes out to a little girl in Fresno, California listening on KHTS radio.
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I swear, as God is my witness, I thought minions could fly.
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Ow! That hurt. You big meanie. I'm telling.
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Imma take a picture of dat one!
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Enough! You have awoken the ancient irr of the power of the HEXAGON!
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Enervate the Qwaladet!
-
Enervate the Qwaladet!
No! Not the Qwaladet!
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The city council will not be amused.
-
The city council will not be amused.
I don't care what the Council thinks. What? Oh, City Council. Never mind.
-
Scrapperlock is cruise control for cool.
-
Is this blocked zoned for metahuman battles?
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Look, I don't want to start anything; I want to end it.
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Try not to gag on your teeth
-
We can do this the easy way or we can do it the fun way.
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Get ready to meet my knuckly friend.
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You have two choices: be defeated in battle and sent to the zig.
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Don't die, this was just about to get interesting.
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When I say, "Now!", everybody pop a purple inspirations.
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It slots the IO in the power or it gets the hose again.
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I have a calculator, you do the math.
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I was told that there would be cake.
-
Ask me to square two-digit numbers ending in 5.
(I know a math trick.)
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No one seems to know how his kidneys got outside his body. I hope you brought the paperwork.
-
It's Miracle Man, If justice is served, it's a miracle!
-
Have fun storming the castle!
-
Listen up people, we are going to do the Thompson Diversion on 3-2-1, NOW!
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How many times must we go through this?
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Mr. TeamLeader sir, am I supposed to be the good cop or the bad cop?
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And now I will play the song of my people, on your noggin.
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To Victory and to levelling!
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Love your enemy. I sure love kicking his butt!
-
I have not begun to fight. Would now be a good time?
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This fight is brought to you by Knuckle Dustertm, when your knuckles have to be absolutely clean.
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I don't normally do this, but in your case I'll make an exception. [uses super powers]
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Pavement meet cadaver, cadaver meet pavement.
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I have an arrest warrant with the name left blank just in case.
-
Atrocity is my style!
-
It might be inhumane, but he did steal an ugly painting. Only steal tastful art, creep!
(for the mission where you have to recover a stolen painting in Atlas Park.)
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Knee bone connected to the....HEY! WHERE'S THAT LEG BONE?
-
Let's try telling them funny jokes until they surrender.
-
FORE...ceps!
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I'm Batman
(but you have to say it in a gruff voice.)
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I'm Bratman
(say it in a falsetto)
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I'm the craw!
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The craw not the craw!
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Crose enough.
-
Activate the Cone of Silence!
-
Would you believe...
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The old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.
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I asked you not to tell me that!
-
Don't call me 'Chief'!
-
Neither one of us is dead, so obviously I'm not from (rival SG/VG)
-
Oh man! I meant to drop this mission.
-
Post-to-the-Wrong-Thread Man
-
Does this look infected to you?
-
Where would you like your nose remodeled?
-
Pardon me, I just need a moment of your time....
-
You'll have all the time you need, in the slammer!
-
Hey! Over here! Nyah Nyah! Oh crap.. RUN!!!
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Oh, the slithery dee, he comes out of the sea
He may catch all the others but he won't catch me
Oh the slithery dee, he may catch all the others
But he won't...
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Here comes the slithery dee!
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I fell into a vat of chocolate...
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Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up.
-
Only song I ever did sing was boil that cabbage down...
-
NO TEXTING WHILE FIGHTING!
-
Moooooom, can't we just auto-complete this one?
-
I have good news, and I have bad news. NAH, it's all bad new for you!
-
Make like a tree, and get outta here!
-
Happy Bruise Day!
-
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
-
On this Valentine's Day, I show my love for humanity by taking you out of the gene pool.
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Ok, ok, I guess I'm an old softy. I'll only kill you a little bit.
-
You will die to death!
-
As Lemmy used to say, "Killed by Death!"
-
Your gonna be the control for our study on death.
-
Yeah, I'm supposed to beat you up for the "before" picture.
-
One puddle of gooey person glop coming right up!
-
I am the mighty $name, rabbits and squirrels bow to me, chickmunks genuflect to me!
-
You are gunna need this receipt for your liver!
-
One of us is walking out of here,the other will be carried out. Guess which is which.
-
Let the Punchfest BEGIN!
-
I have the power and might of my super abilities, you have guns. Please don't shoot!
-
You're gunna have irritable brawl syndrome when I am done with you.
-
This will be worst than little red bumps and a persistent itch.
-
Watch out for that tree!
-
Friend to you and me!
-
It's Unger Dog!
-
Spider-Plant Man, Spider-Plant Man
He can do anything a spider-plant can...
-
Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!
-
Subcutaneous hematomas, what every villain is wearing this season.
-
Look at that shirt, it doesn't go with those pants. And those shoes, what were you thinking?
-
Stop hitting my fists with your face!
-
I know us heroes and villians don't usually talk like this, but friendly advice, oral hygine is important.
-
It's time with had that talk. LIFE INSURANCE.
-
It's slobberin' time!
-
Sleeze the Day!
-
Carpe diem! (Slap his foe with a fish)
-
I don't mean to sound suprior, but you probably aren't going to like how this turns out.
-
We had trouble putting your legs back on, so here's some super-glue if you need to make adjustments.
-
I am violetly opposed to brutality, but in your case I'm willing to make a big exception.
-
I am passively opposed to gentleness, but in your case...AWWW FORGET IT...YER DEAD
-
Man, we're in the weeds, 12 broken bones all day, and 4 missing teeth on the fly. Order Up!
-
Punch out, I love this game!
-
To be or not to be, that is the question. Is it nobler in the mind to beat the stuffing out of you? Yes!
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Ah poor kidneys, I've bruised them well.
-
1,2, I punch you. 3,4, you hit the floor. 5,6, lots of hits. 7,8, that felt great! 9,10, do it again!
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you're gunna bleed out
-
You look Photoshopped!
-
Exterminate! Exterminate!
-
Expletive Redacted!
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Don't mess around, the Commissar's in town.
-
Anybody seen my pants?
-
Don't do that!
-
How do we get to that side of town?
-
We shall overcome
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No you won't
-
You go that way! I'll go home!
-
Coma, its where the fashionable villain will vacationing this year.
-
Do you strike, sir?
-
Your intestines are a mess!
-
Zweet meatz! ("character" is a colony of ants, who do-- ahem-- nibble on criminals from time to time)
:o :gonk:
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Oh no, not these guys, again!
-
Yes, it is we.
-
When we get to the glowie, I want a picture.
-
After I nuke you, you will be the glowie
-
Hello, my name is Glowie, touch me.
Not there, not there...Thaaaaaaaats the place.
-
Hello, I'm Earth. Have we met?
-
I send you a get well card..addressed to the mortuary.
-
Smoke them if you got them.
-
I'll see you when the smoke clears
-
The pain will stop, after you pass-out.
-
Surprise Coma!
-
Only a few intrepid souls do this line of work. Intrepid? We're nuts!
-
Caskets! Caskets for EVERYONE!
-
I read ahead in the script, it doesn't go well for you at all.
-
And I ruuu-huun, I run so far awaaaai-ay...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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Let the wheels of justice roll!
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Warning, I slept at a Holiday Inn last night.
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Strangle your krangles!
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"Leeeroy Jennny Firrkins!"
(https://i.imgur.com/Kby1wcw.png?1)
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Who brought the superglue...
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Oh my! You know bathing isn't hazardous to your health.
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Donuts...donuts everywhere!
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In to the fray!
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Have a blackout, have TWO blackouts!
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If we perish, we shall perish fighting!
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Oh yes, someone will perish...
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It was a good attempt. It's over.
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Wesa all bombad!
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When I say, "Now", run as fast as you can. Now!
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Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep...
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You Shall Not Pass!
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But I have a hall pass!
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Your pass just expired.
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This too shall pass.
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Pass me some anmo, this is going to be fun.
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Multi pass!
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Sorry, I just passed.
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En Passant!
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What passes between us, stays between us. Agreed?
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his buddy in the woods?
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Well, it was a passing fancy.
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Excuse me, pardon me, step aside, make a hole, one side or the either, move it or lose it, move your fat a$$!
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I sunk your battle ship!
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What happened?!?
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UNO!
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You will not live to regret this!
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I have powers beyond your wildest imagination.
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I have imagination beyond your wildest powers.
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I have beyond even your imaginary powers.
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I have powered my imagination wildly.
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I have imagined powers beyond you.
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I have wildly powered beyond your imagination.
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I have powers imagined beyond your wildest ewe
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Have powers will imagine wildly.
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Your powers are no match for my wild imagination.
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Wild powers I have imagined
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I just imagined you dead; next!
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Momma always said, Dead is as dead does
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I have mamas beyond your puny imagination
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To imagination and beyond, Mama!
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Mama is wild beyond powered images!
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Wild Mama images beyond power!
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An A/V! I know exactly how to handle him. RUN!
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A/V? I was an A/V monitor once, set up the projector, wind the film,turn off the lights, flip the switch and watch a movie! Everybody's happy.
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Not an A/V! Quick, get the popcorn.
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Great Reticulated Anaconda/Variation Yokefellows
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Yeah, I'm gonna door sit for awhile. You run along.
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Try that again, I dare ya. *biff* Ok, try it now, I'm ready for ya, I dare ya *biff* Now I'm really ready...
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Pow, Zonk, Biff, Splat; take your pick.
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Casket for one here please.
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You know prison food isn't as bad as they say; let me know how you like it.
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I would change your name after this...
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I shall never be defeated, by the likes of you.
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You are supposed to leave your mark on the world, not be a smudge on the concrete.
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Yikes! Brown Coats!
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WEEEEOooo, Weeeoooo, weeeooo
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Ruffians, perpare for a harse lecture on the errors of your ways!
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Your mustache displeases me
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I'm going to turn you into a hairball, you furball.
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Let the bruising begin
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Warning: I'm a hemophiliac, so this could get messy.
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Oooooh, I'm tellin'!
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Wait! Stop! I lost a contact.
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Let the festivities begin!
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What happens in Paragon City, stays in Paragon City.
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Do you mind...I reading a book.
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Well, I don't particuly like the book I started.
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I'm wondering why you were born at all.
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Here's one that was a repeated usage throughout the four PENGUIN arcs I created starring Waddle the Penguin, Crey Biotech experiment #923353, a mutated penguin with ice generation and empathy powers. He was about four feet tall and an energetic little critter with a childish intellect and a straight arrow moral compass.
"Waddle HERO!"
(https://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Roderic_Cliche/Waddle_Photobucket_zpsibydymym.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/Roderic_Cliche/media/Waddle_Photobucket_zpsibydymym.jpg.html)
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Hope you brought your health care card.
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I hope you brought you Visa card, the hospital doesn't take American Express.
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Oh listen. They are playing your song...Wipeout!
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The only song you'll be playing is the Folsom Prison Blues.
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That's it, I bringing out....JOHNNY CASH!
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Even dead country stars can't save you now.
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I have at least three things to offer you. Unfortunately the first one is fatal.
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Mr. Teamleader sir, can I sit this one out, I just got this new costume, and I don't want it wrinkled.
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Hey, I just borrowed the Emperor's new clothes. Pretty flashy don't you think?
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Just think, only 47681 more missions to complete and I can level up.
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Hastur, Hastur, HASTU....
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<expletive redacted>
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</Battlecry Retracted>
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Look, I already arrested over 500 of your buddies, how is this going to be any different?
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Badges, we don't need no stinkin...Oh, oh Zookeeper!
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I regert that I have but one spleen to give to my country.
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Trial by exsanguination
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It is a far far better thing I do than what is dreamt up in your philosophy
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Don't make me hungry, you won't like me when I'm hungry
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I regret that I have to be or not to be.
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Ding fries are done
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Some day I shall rule the world!
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Some day I shall fool the girl!
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If you want to be happy the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife, but from my personal point of view, trick an ugly girl into marrying you.
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Did I do that?
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Prepare for a dose of awesome sauce!
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One nut down, now for the tree!
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Chuck Norris trains the trainers.
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I've seen your life story, and it ends here.
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Don't worry, I'll tell your heirs that you put up a really good fight.
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And by a really good fight I mean you whined and cried like a little girl.
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Yes, but I won't tell them that you wet yourself pleading for mercy.
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Whether you have on clean underwear or not, you are going to have an accident.
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Afer I get through with you, even your underwear will be a mess.
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Underwear? We don't need no stinking underwear...we have kilts!
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You won't need underwear, where you're going.
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Under where? Over there!
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Semper ubi sub ubi!
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Tooli ooli walla, oobi aba naba, early morning singing song!
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You're gonna look like a jig-saw puzzle, with a couple pieces gone.
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
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Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!
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Janie's Got a Gun
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I Shot the Sheriff.
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But I did not shoot the deputy!
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I shall run in there and defeat them all, as soon as I get my incarnate.
(not to be used on incarnate trials)
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I used to be an incarnate like you, but then I took a server shut down to the knee.
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Jungle Jim here with an important safety tip, don't die.
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Healers? We don't need no stinkin' heale--ARRRGH!
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Never bring your face to my fist party!!!!!
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All that was left was this bag of peanuts.
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We Shall Fight Them in the Trenches, We Shall Fight Them in the Fields, We Shall Never ...
Line!
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Myrtle! I got a splinter! oooooohhhh
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I have not began to fight!
(say this upon entering the map)
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The night has a new terror...Incontinence Man!
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Hey! I just saw the Higgs Boson!
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Who wants a tummy tickle? Whowantsatummytickle? Do you want a tummy tickle?
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Men, we are here to do a mission. Some of you might not make it, but we are here to do a mission.
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When you write about this mission, make me sound like a hero; no matter how much I might run and hide.
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I can't for the life of me remember where I put that punch I was saving. Oh, here it is...RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!
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Nut-Bunnies, it's the Power Gamer!
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Bow to the comedic might of Paragon Avenger!
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He stole my pants!
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He rants, NO PANTS!
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Pants? We don't need no stinking pants.
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When I give the signal, everybody drop your pants.
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I look askance at pants.
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Everybody do the Hammer Pants Dance!
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Funny how you never see Paragon Avenger and pants in the same place at the same time...
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Maybe the pants are behind it all?
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Maybe the pants are behind it all?
The pants are merely the covering, hiding the true nature beneath it all. The pants are a LIE!
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I'm scared now
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Scared leads to frightened, frightened leads to defecation, defecation leads to full pants.
Leave the defecation behind, NO PANTS!
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character: The Defecator
battlecry: Does anyone have any extra pants?
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You know what I like? XP and RARE DROPS!
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Pants, it's what's for dinner.
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Mmmmmm.....hot pants......
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Daisy Dukes!
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Men, I regert that I have but one pair of pants to give to my country.
(Income Taxes are just too high.)
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Make the other poor buzzard wear pants for his country!
-- General George S. Panton
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I have not yet begun to wear pants!
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I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants...
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We shall prevail ... yes, I'm not wearing any pants.
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People Against Needing Trousers and Shorts
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'Eat my crane kick!' -kicks bad guy across the map-
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Crane, rotisserie style! YUM.
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Down with pants!
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I look askance at pants
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.
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You have a choice. You can leave with or without being conscious.
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You have a choice. You can leave with or without your pants.
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I said "Dance", smarty-pants!
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How dare you, that's not the proper chopstick with which to eat sake!
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Dibs on the respec!
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I'll beat their brains in, you guard the door.
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I'll guard the door, pizza man is coming!
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Ok attack! AFK pizza's here.
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Where's the bleepin' coupon?
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(https://www.toonzone.net/news/images/2008-06/TZThrowdown/ComedyFights/FamilyGuy03.jpg)
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(https://www.toonzone.net/news/images/2008-06/TZThrowdown/ComedyFights/FamilyGuy03.jpg)
Ok, I had to look that up. Well played, sir!
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Ok, when I sneeze, cover me.
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When I blink, blast 'em. ohh, something in my eye...
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Is the signal blink, blink, nod, wink; or is it wink, wink, nod, blink?
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No, its nod, shake,wink, blink, blink, wink shake, nod, paginate.
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I thought that was the signal for a bunt.
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NO, that's jump, skip, sneeze, wiggle, donut, genuflect
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Put me in coach, I'm really to give this bird a try. Put me in coach, I can't afford first class.
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I can't remember where I put my death ray...where...OH its been on my forehead the whole time.
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Ok, when the bad guy recites the alphebit backjwards, blast him.
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I want my, I want my, I want my foes to SCREAM!
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Did I gain six Incarnate levels? Or was it just five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is the Boss Level, and I might be the most powerful Incarnate in the world and could blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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To tell you the truth, I'm done being understanding. So now, I'm gunna be overstanding your unconscious body.
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This here is a rite wrote for a rat, to cease and desist the activities of same forth with. See, they don't understand, you just gotta shot them.
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"Let someone else fix it!!"
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Oh my, what are people going to say about this?
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they will say...Oh that's gunna sting...
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I dan't care what people might say; I'm going in here for justice.
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Justice Two of us, We can take down this guy, Justice Two of us, Eugene and Sly...
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You're going to be saying, "Hold the pickle", before I'm finished with you.
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To Box Mart, and BEYOND!
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We shall fight them in the warehouse, we shall fight them in the caves, we shall fight them in the office building, we shall fight them in the street; we shall never surrender.
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I spy with my little eye, something that starts with a CONCUSSION!
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Ok, guys, guys, I got a great plan. We all play dead.
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Skip the middle man, don't play dead, BE dead.
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Listen up you bunch of dead guys, here's the plan, go kill.
(best if used by a Zombies Mastermind)
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The wheels on the hearse go 'round and 'round...
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I'm not gonna kill you; I'm not gonna kill you; like hell I'm not.
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Here's the whole plot...And there's your casket!
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HEROID's battlecry was "I got somethin' fer ya ta take home ta Momma!"
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No...Stop...Stop breathing!
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Hurry up and die already,
- I'm missing 'Young Sheldon'
- I wait to go trick-or-treating in Kings
- It's almost supper time
- I want to go open packages in Talos
- So we can get to the A/V
(pick one)
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I'm gonna miss the way you beg for mercy
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See this is how it works, I kill you and your friends, I get points and money. It's win-win.
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What time is it? JAIL TIME!
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I will kill no villain before it's/its time.
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Kill is such an unpleasant word, I prefer "disorganize."
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Shaaazamm!
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Ovaltine ACTIVATE!
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<expletive redacted>, this is going to smart.
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Get Smartees!
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I regret that you have only one life to give to my prestige.
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Regrets? We don't need no stinking regrets!
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Ok, I'll spare you if you can recite all the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot.
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"All the prime numbers between 1 and 100 backwards while standing on one foot."
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I get stuck with this clown.
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Ten thousand comedians out of jokes, and I get stuck with this canard.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find Nemo.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I have to find the One Ring.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're applying for the job.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're upping the ante.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I'm not wearing pants.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you want to join the Watchmen.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you had to walk into my world.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pick my wallet.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and I can't get a waiter.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you pun-ish me.
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!
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Ten thousand comedians out of work, and you're next!
I know you are, but what am I?
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I know you are, but what am I?
I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.
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I'm rubber and you're glue; it bounces off me and sticks to you.
That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me! 8)
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That's right...wealth, power, intellect, artistry, strength, glory, wisdom, character, leadership, and rugged good looks...all bounce off you and stick to me! 8)
You forgot pants.
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A Power Gamer never forgets pants, he wears them precisely when he means to.
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A Power Gamer never forgets pants, he wears them precisely when he means to.
E.G. never.
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The road goes ever on and on, down to the ER and Intensive care...
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One more step, and you're going to be the furtherest you everhave been from your body.
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Down, down to Bricktown...
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Toto, I don't think we're in Mill City any more.
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Capo, and Gunners, and Hitman oh my!
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I'll get you my pretty, and your little robots too!
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If I only had your braaaiinsss...
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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I regret that there are only one of you to kill.
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Those rare drops belong to me, my pretty!
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I told you not to squeeze the charmin.
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Let the porcupines fly!
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Long live the FREEM!
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Hey ya'll! Hold my beer and watch this!
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Does time move like a wave or like particles? Well, do ya punk.
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I--HAVE--THE--CHOWDER!
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Are we ghosting this mission?
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If I ding, cookies for everybody.
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Hold my beer, I'm going in.
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Hello, I kicked your shins, prepare to cry.
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Ready? Let's pants them!
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I regret that I have only one pair of pants go give for my country.
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Damn the pants, full speed ahead!
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Do you feel pantsy, punk? Well, do ya?
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I regert that I have but one pair of pants to give to my country, and I spilled something on them.
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Pistachios!
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You want a piece of me! You want a piece of me!! You gotta go through Power_Gamer first!!
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Paragon Avenger! YOU BAD BOY! Do it again :)
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Say hello to my little friend...Power_Gamer!
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If ever there was a person poised to avenge Paragon City, it would be...that guy at the laundry mat who I never see wearing any pants.
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We might be out-numbered, but we have Power_Gamer on our side.
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It Paragon Avenger Time!
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Are you game? Do you think you got the power? HA! Meet Power Gamer!
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Don't look behind you now, its...PARAGON AVENGER!
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Oh no, you just made Power_Gamer mad.
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Injustice flees at the sound of Paragon Avenger's name.
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Prepare for pain...yours
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I will shave your back for a nickle!
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I will shave your armpits with my tongue!
(wait a minute, that's not right, who wrote this?)
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Cake or Death?!
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Could you bad guys stand in order of who I'm going to kill first, that would be so helpful.
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How many times have I got to say it? Keep your blood and other bodily fluid to yourself!
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Ok, this can end one of two ways: You die and I win.
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Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for you, Punch in the groin for everyone!
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This is going to get ugly; wear a cup.
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Make mine a 36 oz cup!
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This is going to get ugly; wear a cup.
I need the gallon size.
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I don't know what to say...You want to get a Starbucks?
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This here is a writ wrote for a rat, you.
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It's THEM!
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Hey, after we defeat these creeps, wanna go get something to eat?
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Yeah, lets go down to Spanky's after we spank this bunch of goobers.
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First one who gets killed, has to buy the first round.
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Awww, man the Vahzilok never bring their wallets.
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ok, let's do this the exact same way we did it all those times before.
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A fork, an angora cat, and whipped cream?
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Ok people, don't panic, but we seem to have lost your children.
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I saw 'em go over to that sewer grate with a clown holding red balloons...should I have said something?
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I had a Peacebringer "Novaspark". Her background story was that she was a 14yo, and a bit small for her age, sent back from the future.
If in human form she would get too much agro she would shout "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!", then morph into Dwarf form and do her best Hulk smash impressions.
It was always fun to see team members (especially new players) back off in awe as she would rampage through mobs clearing entire rooms all alone.
Usually after a couple of minutes and clearing several rooms her rampage was over and she would turn to her team members, morph back into human form and say something like "Okay, I'm done now." or "Sorry you had to see that.".
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My main on Liberty was Strike Fast! Strike Hard! ;D
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I need a protein shake!
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I still like, "I think they're over there." because the battlecry is tied to the pointing emote.
But for something new ...
Anybody have a double-A battery?
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I like Squirtles!
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Alright you squishies, stand back and watch how's it's done.
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Hold my energy drink...Watch this, ya'll!
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Ok, wake me up when the mission is over.
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Mission, we don't need no stinking mission. STREET SWEEP!
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And you think you have problems.
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Ohhhhhh, sorry. Did you need that?
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Wow a warehouse like I never seen one of those before.
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Welcome to the Zig, beatings to the left and extortion to the right.
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Activate Grind Mode! I'm ready for the mission, now.
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Grind-ternity Activate!S
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Ain't nothing can stop me; are their guns loaded?
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Never fear, Bullet-Proof Man is here. Oooh, they have batons...is that allowed?
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Bullets, rocks, batons, flashlights, nothing can stop me, Wow! that guy just threw fire, I'm outta here.
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I am exhausted by these matron-seducing ectothermic, amniote vertebrates, in this matron-seducing sewer!
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They are fighting back, my one weakness.
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Weakness, my one weakness!
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Wonder-Cat Powers Activate form of puns, stupid silly puns.
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Hello. My name is Idaho Montoya. You peeled my father. Prepare to fry.
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While we still can, defeat all!
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Chili Cheese Fries!
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They are killers, thugs and bandits, and all you brought was cheese?
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Yup, bits of cheese I've nibbled in to handcuffs, bullets, a halberd. Anything you want really. I'm gunna need some laxative after a while though...
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Your firce weapons are no match for my sub-par intellect.
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Intellect? I don't need no stinking...oooh comics!
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I am Fire; I am death.
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I am Water; I am bladder control.
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I am stone; I am deaf.
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I am death; I am...late for the bus! *grumble*
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I am ice; I am cold. So cold.
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I am slam; I am bam
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I am wind; I blow.
(wait, maybe that one isn't so good after all.)
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I am Earth; I rock!
(Now that's being boulder.)
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Make stew with it, Bazinga!
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Potato Chips don't kill people, I do!
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I know what you are thinking, but no, I remembered ammo for my dual pistols this time.
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Power_Gamer has went over to WoW. Let's party!
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I'm goona pound it!!