So I looked at that picture without reading your post first.
.....I probably should've read the post first.
See I thought for sure that was a picture of adult diapers. I mean, at a glance it looked like the kind of discreet packaging they might come in. ....And of course my poor brain was overheating trying to figure out what -1 and +3 meant
I swear though, I saw "Mild" and "Medium" and my brain jumped to "absorbency level". Then I saw "Mature" and I thought "a polite term for seniors, who might need stronger coverage. Makes sense." And even mixing the labels like that, my brain
still didn't find a problem with it.
Then my eye caught "Extra Mature," and I was like "Wait,
what?? How old do you have to
be to be called 'Extra Mature' in Political Correct Speak?!?"
*
sighs* Some days I just shouldn't get out of bed.