RE: mob. I would be there to do that. I can't. But I would. I would *love* to be asked quietly to leave...
And then I'd whisper... 'no.' And then whisper... 'but if you can carry me out, still upright, go for it. Otherwise, it's YOUR scene now... think about it first.'
And then they'd get two big burly guys to pick me up by the armpits, and take me on out.
I won. That'd be enough.