Listening to Rikti speak makes me want to exclaim:
"Subject: Your English, terrible"
"Subject:English, terrible: yours" or similar I'd have thought
You're both close.
It would be:
"Subject: your English. Status: terrible!"
Also acceptable:
"Your: English. Status: terrible!"
Rikti Translation: difficult. Dialects: numerous. Variances: dependent on: degree of: Riktification. Differences include: Positioning: colons, degree of: subject/verb colon usage, variances in: post-colon capitalization, as well as: others.
SPK:RKT.CWK.HYB = SLF.EVD
SLF.STS = BRN:HRT
REQ(MED:PAIN)