Hi there, peoples (robots, frogs, pigs, chickens and things)!!
I just used my time machine to travel backward into this time to tell you all that I went away ten days ago for a ten day trip.
I meant to tell you all beforehand, but failed to... And then I would have traveled back to before now, but there were complications... And then I failed to mention it for a few years and decided that it would have been better if I at least told you NOW.
So, there we are then...
Hiya, everyone! How are things? Did I miss anything?
I'll try and let you all know beforehand next time... or, at the very least, fix my time machine to handle such matters more appropriately.
P.S.
Rumors of my demise were greatly left unsaid and/or ignored.