*has fallen asleep in his chair again, but has a post-it saying "I'm still here!!!" stuck to his forehead*
I'm still proudly sporting my AFK baseball cap
*slides in like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business"*Yep, still showing up, seeing what's going on in here!*realizes he's in his undies and everyone is looking at him with disgust and dismay, sidles out*
Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.