I'm a big fan of Soon, actually
A: Are you logged in to Soon?
B: How can I be logged in too soon? Is something wrong?
A: What do you mean how can you be logged in to Soon? You should know if you're logged in to Soon.
B: Look if it works I'm going to assume I'm not logged in too soon.
A: Wow, that's pretty insulting. I'm going to tell Codewalker you said that.
B: Are you on drugs?