I can't say as to that I got any of them there symptons.I have these ones instead:The ability to change the TV channel by simply pushing a button ... from across the room!When I walk into a room, it glows with radiance from above,with a flick of a switch.I can make water come rushing out of various places, sometimes all I need to do is wave my hand.I can propel my self at speeds over seventy miles per hour, while comfortably seated.I can cause letters and numbers to appear on a computer system, simply by pushing corresponding keys.I can make water really really hot fairly quickly, by putting a container of water into a box and saying a magically incantation, and pushing button.I can tap on a picture of a person and instantly talk to that person.I can take clothes that I wore that smell of the world and mysteriously make them as fresh and clean as the day I bought them, using a box and pushing buttons, a different box than before.And I'm famous too, I can go into any store, take whatever I want, and just show them a card as I'm leaving.I can lie down, relax, and alter my state of consciousness.I can make yellow water and brown goo nearly everyday.