Sadly, I have completely run out of ridiculous characters NO I HAVEN'T THAT WAS A LIE.
Moar Ninjas!
On the Big Rock Candy Mountain, you never change your socks.
Now with mustache-twirling action! (Fun fact: one of two characters I have based on Rocky & Bullwinkle jokes.)
Another concept that always made me laugh...but it wasn't until I uploaded this picture that I realized I used "astounding" twice in one sentence, and I feel really stupid about it.