It is time once again for ...
The Pantless Report.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am not wearing pants.
Ok, first things first, you did not hear it here. That is, what I am about to reveal to you, you must promise that if anybody asks you where you heard such non-sense that you will say something like, "I don't know, some guy, I guess". Ok, today I was talking to you-know-who and he said that we will be surprised very soon. Now, I must remind you not to tell anybody that I told you this. I could get into serious trouble here. Since I like you, and trust you, and we played COH together a few times, and you helped me ding 50 more than once, I will continue. So I ask you-know-who about this thing the THeM is working on. He got very upset. He said that we can't get around the laws like that. There are rules. I told him that it would be private, but he nearly put pants on me.
To recap, don't tell anybody that I leaked this information.
Until next time, This is the Pantless Avenger saying ...
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