I hadda hunt down something, and... well this happened instead in my brain when I was hunting for something to say here... ah well, enjoy the fruits of my deranged mind:
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You know how Elvis, in his movies, had to sing about, well, everything?
"Hey, Elvis! We gotta win this race!", said the Crew Chief, as Elvis is the race car driver in question.
Elvis, insipried by this revelation, begins to sing jauntily,
We gotta win this race
We gotta win it now
We gotta win this race
Oh holy cow,
Win this race.
(Win the race!)
Yeah yeah, win this race.
(Win the race!)
We gotta win this race,
but if we don't we'll be bummed out.
[We don't know where the band was but there was music going with that. Odd.]
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Well, later on, after he wins the race (as, you know, he sorta had to, being as he's the star and stuff) some hawt woman says to him:
"Hey Elvis... would you like some lemonade? I made it myself with fresh squeezed Lemons!"
Elvis, having a gander at the pretty young thing with the cool beverage in her hand, begins to serenade:
Leeemmonnaaaddeee... that cool refreshing drink..
I am so thirsty, yes I'll have some, thank youuuuu...
It quinches my need
It is tart... it is sweet... much like you,
my dearest Linda Lou.
And Elvis takes the drink with one hand, wraps his other arm around Linda, and they walk off into the sunset, with the end credits scrolling by.
The End.
/"But, there's just this one thing, Elvis... my name is Betty Jane."
//"Well, darlin, that's just silly... that wouldn't rhyme at all, now would it?"