OH NO...
Another one of my dreaded mental collisions strikes again!
Replace the Knights and King Arthur with (or label them as) NCSoft Execs.
The Vorpal Bunny of Death (with nasty sharp pointy teeth!) is the Save COH movement.
And Tim the Enchanter is... well... Tim the Enchanter - and laughing outrageously as NCSoft gets torn to bloody shreds,
"I WARNED yeh! But did yeh listen? Oh no! "Oh it's just a harmless bunch of gamers! Ah ha ha ha Ho HO ho!"