This reporter has learned ...
The game known as City of Heroes has been purchased by the THeM. Because of the NDA, (National Dairy Association), they have been unable to tell anyone about this good news. They have told no one, not even the people who were going to setup the servers and the web-site. They didn't even tell the bank that was going to loan the capital, (money), for the transaction. They didn't even tell the payment procssing center that was going to collect subscription fees from the players. They told me because I am the Pantless Avenger! Well, ok, I was wearing pants at the time. Ok, technically I haven't avenged anything or anyone. Yes, "told" is not exactly what they did. I walked up to one of the THeM and using a secret code language, managed to decypher the details. What did I say?
Me: "How's the eggs this morning?"
THeM: "I'm having a bagel."
Me: "So the cat is on the roof?"
TheM: "No, cream cheese."
Me: "And the water is boiling, right?"
THeN: "I don't mean to be rude, but please leave me alone; I'm trying to eat here. And put on some pants for Pete's sake."
Me: "Can I quote you on that?"
THeM: "Manager! This guy's bothering me."
At that point, secret agents working for NCSoft, no doubt, escorted in out of the building.