Every workday, I'm in a DC Metro elevator that has only two floor butons: MEZZ and STREET.
Mezz Street, huh? Quick question: does that dominate your attention while you're there? Or do you not let it control your thoughts?
Oh, and is the muzak stunning or does it make you fall asleep?
I kid, I kid. But seriously... whatever you do,
do not try to hold people on an elevator. They'll get confused, and afraid, and then security will snare you and knock you down.
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