"Hey Dragon." The Voice said.
"Who said that, and what do you want." Super Fire Dragon replied.
"I heard you got a store. Well I gots some merchandise I need sold." The Voice continued.
"Ok, send your jobber, stictly on consignment." SFD stated.
"No, you don't understands, you buy for me then you gots to sell them on." The Voice threatened.
"Look, pally, That ain't the waze I does dings. You sale on consignment and your jobber sets up the space. I charge 30%." SFD countered.
"Thirty percent! That's highway robbery!" The Voice responded.
"Take it or leave it." SFD shot back.
"Hows about 10%, you pay shipping, and you set it up with your stock help?" The Voice offered.
"No way, Manuel!" SFD replied not terrible familar with American slang.
"Ok, ok, 15%, FOB to your store, but you stock the shelves." The Voice said ignoring the dragon's mistake.
"Look, if I got to stock the shelves, I want 35%." SFD countered.
"The only way for us to pay 35% would be for you to pay shipping." The Voice argued.
"Ok, ok, I'll stock the shelves, but I want free shipping and 25% with a gurantee that spoiled mercandise will be hauled away in a timely manner." SFD bargined.
"Oh, this merchandise don't spoil." the Voice replied.
"Breakage?" SFD asked.
"Not a problem." The Voice reassured.
"Well, in that case, FOB, my jobber, and 17%." SFD offered.
"Let's be gentlemen about it, see. Free shipping, you stock your own shelves, and 15% commission. But you gots to promise to put my product in a prime location for sales. We will be checking up on you." The Voice demanded.
"Ok, 15% - Done! Free Shipping - Done! My stockers - Done! But, I say where the stuff goes." SFD shot back.
"Look, we just want to make sure people can see it and buy it without being distracted by better cheaper product." The Voice explained.
"Oh, don't worry about that, my place ain't got no better merchandise." SFD reassured.
"Well, in that case, you decide where it goes, but with our input." The Voice responded.
"Deal." SFD said.
"Deal." The Voice replied.
"Oh, by the way, what is this merchandise?" SFD asked.
"Teddy Bears." The Voice said pulling a very cute Teddy bear from his pocket.
"What have I gotten myself into?" SFD asked hisself out loud.
They all laughed.