She picked up the phone again. Ella knew she shouldn't. Last time is nearly got caught, but phones are sooo tempting. Again she randomly mashing buttons hoping for some more interesting conversation than the drugged-out wackos she is forced to live with.
"Hello, hello, who is this? Do you have cheese? what is your name? How do you work this crazy thing? Hello, hello." Super Fire Dragon said into the phone. This was his way of knocking off balance unknown callers.
Ella giggled to herself, this call was going to be interesting indeed.
"Good afternoon, my name is Ella, If I may have a moment of your time, I am working on a small scale study on the quality of life through positive outlooks. If you would let me, I would like to ask you to briefly describe how you see the world around you and what you find is the best about it."
Super Fire Dragon thought for a second, somebody is calling him to ask him what he thinks. Nobody had ever done that before. "Ok, Ella. I will play along. How may I assist you with this study that you're conducting? Does it involve numbers?" SFD said
"Great! The first question is your full name for the files."
"Dr. Super Rev. Super Fire Dragon, Sr. MS, MD, MJ, MV, WQ, RT, W4, 7Cheese" Super Fire Dragon made up stuff.
"Excellant, sex?"
"What, over the phone?"
Ella turned beet red, although she wasn't naive, she hadn't had very much contact with boys, it was an all girls foster home. "No. I mean what is your sex or gender?"
"I'm a male dragon."
"Occupation?"
"Superhero."
"Com'on." Ella couldn't believe her ears.
"Yes, I'm Super Fire Dragon defender of Paragon City, Incarnate against the forces of evil."
He is either a good liar, crazy or Super Fire Dragon. It must be he, after all he did ask about cheese. She could bearly contain her desire to shout that she had Super Friggin' Fire Dragon on the phone.
"Mr. Dragon, please briefly describe how you see the world around you and what you find is the best about it."
"Well, let's see I see the world around me in shades of cheese. If I can burn it, it probably needs burning. There's moldly cheese and don't eat that. Somebody has to stop that purse snatching. There's soft chees and hard cheese, stay away from the difficult cheese. If you die, pop a wakie, that's what they are for. So milk doesn't spoil. It turns into cheese. So eat the cheese before it goes bad, I mean am I right or am I right? Right. Right. Right."
"Thank you Mr. Dragon. I have to go lie down somewhere and take my medicine."
"Little Girl, I haven't told you about the way smoke sneaks out at night and borrows the neighbor's car."
Ella hung up the phone and went in search of some aspirin or codone or vicatin.
"Hello, hello, little girl, I need to warn you about spitting on strangers. Hello, hello. She hung up." SFD said into the phone. The dragon shrugged his shoulders and went back to his day job, fan fiction author.